#definitelynotan alien

@addie-bear

If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning

You’re a little squish that I’d love to protect. I’m sure you can protect and handle yourself, though. 

As kind and gentle as you are compared to other Zims, all Zims are powerful and strong. 

But if you ever need anyone to have your back, I’m here!

It’s the least I can do, since you’re a part of Addie’s precious family. 

If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME

Sorry, you just don’t seem like the type of person I’d go on a date with - I wouldn’t mind hanging out though if you wanted to talk about something important? 

If you need an ear- well, I don’t have ears but if you need an antennae to listen - I’m here!

If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life

I trust you enough to have my back if I need it. 

But I’m not used to you, so I would have to get to know you better?

I really hope we can continue being buddies, and maybe get to know eachother more in the future? 

You seem like a really kind and gentle person, so I’d love to see more of your shining and radiant potential!

If you ever want to fight for the rebellion, too....

(Maybe I shouldn’t try and recruit everyone I see though....)

If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply

I would gladly give my life to protect you. 

Maybe that doesn’t mean a lot because I would give my life to protect a lot of people, but uh.... 

To me, it means you mean a lot. 

So I hope you take those sentiments warmly, and realize that I mean what I say! 

If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

It’s not that you’re unattractive, because you’re very cute, but I wouldn’t enjoy something like that.

I don’t even remember how old you are, so that’s another obstacle?

I just don’t have a lot of attraction for you in that way.

I would see you more as a little brother or a kid I have to look after.

Even if you can handle yourself, that is. 

You’re strong enough to protect yourself but uh, I guess I got a big brother’s heart after all huh?

I just can’t imagine not helping you out!

So yeah, no, I can’t do something like that to a little brother kinda figure in my life, that’s just weird....

My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together

Do you even like coffee? 

I don’t really like cuddling with a lot of people unless I am close to them but I think you’re a very cute and squishy person.

I would probably give you a piggy back ride too. 

I can run really fast so I’d just run around with you on my back and we’d stop the forces of evil in the universe and-

.... I wonder if having a little brother figure in my life is like having a kid? .... I wonder if Addie will ever convince Chance that kids are a good idea for us. 

Maybe one day you’ll be an uncle! Wouldn’t that be sweet?

But yeah, cuddling seems ok. You seem very huggable.

If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life

I haven’t talked to you much, and only really saw you once or twice in the Denivar household. But from what I’ve seen, I’d want to be a closer friend to you!

So I hope you don’t mind me calling you a close friend, heh. 

I’m not sure if I should be deciding something like that by myself, seems very stupid of me. 

But I’ve been taking a lot of risks lately in my life. 

I won’t be a coward anymore, I’ll take all the leaps I can!

I’ll leap so high into victory, just you wait.

And when I do? Hopefully you’ll be there, happy as well, now that the universe is safe.

I’ve got so many people to protect, so if it doesn’t offend you, then I want you to be one of the many people I aim to protect. 

I’ll make sure nothing bad ever happens, not to my people, not to the universe, not to you, not to anyone.