JIM KIRK WAS DEFINITELY NO ARTIST.ย the pumpkin he was attempting to carve really looked more like a victim of roadkill than anything else, but he was enjoying his time too much to care. besides, he got to collect all the pumpkin seeds in a bowl to take home later, and roasted pumpkin seeds were second best only to pumpkin pie. heโd struck up conversation with the person next to him, carving as he talked, squinting every now and then when he convinced himself adding just a little more detailย would make it look better.ย
โi feel bad for not being in a costume,โ jim said, โbut itโs not easy looking effortlessly handsome, especially on halloween.ย believe me, iโve done it all โ david beckham, a ring fighter, one of the guys from fast and furious... at the end of the day, i really just look best as me.โ he wiped the little serrated carving knife on a towel to clean it of pumpkin guts.ย โso, my costume is this. me as a bad artist. what do you think?โ