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COOKIES A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. THEY DREW ON MY FUCKING FACE. THATS RIGHT THEY TOOK OUT ONE OF ZIRS MARKERS AND THEY DREW ON MY FUCKING FACE AND THEY SAID THE MARKER WAS THIS BIG AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING

SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM. COOKIE YOU GOT A SMALL MARKER, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS PEN EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY MARKER COLLECTION LOOKS LIKE: [EXPLOSION NOISES] THATS RIGHT BAYBEE, ALL THE COLORS, NO EXCEPTIONS, COMES WITH REFILLS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RAINBOW

THEY DREW ON MY FACE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA DRAW ON THEIR FACE. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY MASSIVE MARKER COLLECTION!!!! EXCEPT IM NOT JUST GONNA DRAW ON THEIR FACE, IM GONNA GO  HIGHER. IM WRITING SWEAR WORDS ON THEIR FACE!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, COOKIE? I WROTE SWEAR WORDS ON YOUR FACE YOU IDIOT!