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deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: itsthefandomstalking asked:*climb...
Want me to drop âem like theyâre hot? Which they arenât? I mean, theyâre all likeâŚeeeew peasant.
No, Wade, you aren't killing them. Although I do have a stalker I need you to remove from this kingdom. And by remove I also mean 'not kill'.
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deadypoolstrikesback replied to your photo: // ASDALKSJDASD SLEEPY HOLLOW YOU GUYS
*pets your face and whispers* Thatsa very nice, how much?
*whispers* peyote tea
which they just drank on the show but won't admit it
deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: Sorry for the long comm silence. Iâm⌠Everything...
Rede! Welcome back broski. I was worried man, thought youâd gotten snatched up by cute slavers or something. I dunno. Fuck it. Bring it my way for a brew sometime man.
...No, no slavers. But it was something all right. I'll tell you about it next time I see you in person.
deadypoolstrikesback started following you
"Oh, hey, you're, er, Deadpool, right?"Â
Walon Vau rarely doubted his vision, but the man had to glance again at his forearm plate to take in the recent message in his inbox.
Kittens were mentioned, as well as numerous mentions of free pizza; not items normally mentioned in his line of work. Â He had been expecting the results of a Couruscanti auction and the monthly update of latest Verpine equipment - but a message from Wade was hardly unsurprising. Â Clearly the man wanted something.
Vau glanced at Mird atop his bed, ignoring the small puddle of drool on the covers. Â It had been a while since a bit of excitement, and the strill no doubt wanted a change of pace as well.Â
"Oya, Mird."
The strill didn't stop quivering in excitement even when they were at Wade's door - now painted a garish shade of color that Vau had no name for. Â Typical.Â
He gave one knock, and walked in.Â
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deadypoolstrikesback said: Welp, there went my panties. Out the window. Bye panties bye.Â
If I'd known you were into such things, darling, I would have given you a call. I'm sure the gentleman would have been open minded,and by open minded I mean, had a gaping head wound.
deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: DO YOU LIVE IN THE CASTLE OF MILKWOOD
Yes. The Castle of Milkwood, which stands next to the river of Syrup, and the forest of Cereal.
-hides laughter-
deadypoolstrikesback replied to your post: Do you remembers when that legolas bring me home and sayid âfathermother I found this little baby in the woodsâ THAT WERE ME! :D
Dude you really need to get your place sprayed for pests or something.
If I were able to spray for exes, half my palace would be empty.Â
This one just needs to be... analyzed.
