#deadpool dance

Wednesday: Obviously. So? What do you want to ask me?

Enid: *Gets up from her bed, a shy smile on her face as she puts her hands behind her back* Uh... you told me you liked to dance, right?

Wednesday: I do. Unfortunately, Mother forces me to dance the waltz at every Addams ball. Why?

Enid: Well... there's this new dance on Tiktok, and I was hoping we could do it together.

Wednesday: *Raises an eyebrow* A dance? Why can't you do it alone? Is that a waltz?

Enid: Uh, not exactly. Technically, I could do it alone, but it's better if we do it together!

Wednesday: What kind of dance is this? You know, I can only dance the waltz and other classical dances. I don’t think I’m the best partner for you to do a Tic Tac dance with.

Enid: It's TikTok, not Tic Tac, and I want it to be you, baby.

Wednesday: Why don't you ask Yoko?

Enid: Because you're my girlfriend and I wanna do this with you *smiles*

Wednesday: *Sighs*

Enid: Please? I promise we can have a cemetery date afterward. I can even help you dig graves if you want. I just need you to do this dance with me *does sad puppy eyes*

Wednesday: Stop looking at me like that, you mutt. Alright, I will do this Tic Tac dance with you.

Enid: Yeah!

Wednesday: Now, can you show it to me so I can learn it?

Enid: Yes, of course!

The wolf opens TikTok and shows the dance tutorial to Wednesday, whose eyes widen at the steps.

Wednesday: You want me to dance this ridiculous dance with you?

Enid: Hey, you promised you'd do it! Please, it's really fun.

Wednesday: *Sighs* Alright.

During the next thirty minutes, the girls learned the dance together.

Wednesday: I think we are ready. Will you start filming now?

Enid: Not yet! We need our costumes!

Wednesday: Costumes? What—

Before she could answer, Enid ran to her closet and took the costumes out before showing them to her girlfriend. One was yellow and blue, while the other one was black with a yellow bat logo and belt.

Wednesday: *Takes a deep breath* What is that?

Enid: Wolverine and Batwoman, silly! Obviously, the black is for you and I'll just use my own claws to complete my costume. It's normally Deadpool's dance, but red doesn't fit either of us, sooo. And you will look so cute and hot in batwoman!

Wednesday: I am not wearing this.

Five minutes later, the girls were dressed, now dancing to the song.