#wenclair incorrect

Wednesday: Or perhaps I should introduce you to some bioluminescent plants I've been cultivating. The toxins are really interesting.

Yoko: W-Wait!

Wednesday: Or maybe a little binaural experiment? The sounds of screams can be so stimulating when heard in each ear, simultaneously. Then maybe you'd enjoy a demonstration in biopsychology—how the mind reacts under heavy stress.

Yoko: *Frowns* Wednesday!

Wednesday: Or perhaps a session of biting, slowly, until you're bisected limb by limb. Or maybe just a little binding so I can see you squirm.

Enid: Woah, woah, woah! Babe, calm down.

Yoko: Thank you—

Enid: *Ignores her and continues to talk to Wednesday* I am the only person you will bite and bind, are we clear here?

Yoko: *Sighs and pinches her nose* Oh God.

Wednesday: Crystal clear, Cara Mia. However, I'd only ever consider a little binding if it were bipartisan—equal effort from both parties, of course.

Enid: *Blushes* With pleasure, babycakes.

Wednesday: *Leans closer and murmurs* And you needn't worry, my love, I'd only use binaural sounds for you. You know... whispers in each ear, moa—

Yoko: *Interrupts* Y'all are so gross, stop it! And that's enough 'bi' words for today, or even forever. Jeez.

Wednesday: *Gives her a dead glance* Do you want to be bisected, Tanaka?

Yoko: *Groans* Okay, I'm out of here before I get dragged into whatever bi-disaster you two are planning.

Wednesday: Oh, believe me, our plans have nothing to do with bisexuality.

Yoko: Ugh! *Gets up* One lunch. One damn lunch, that's all I'm asking for *leaves*

Wednesday ignores her and she and Enid starts making out.

Eugene: *Sighs from the corner of the table as he watches them eating each other's faces* Right in front of my sandwitch. Again.

Enid: Hey! I barely did my coming out to my friends and you want me to go back to the closet? Not nice *smiles playfully*

Wednesday: Would you hurry up? *Throws Enid her clothes* Go, hide.

Enid: Uhm, I hope there isn't any corpse or skeletons in this closet *sighs as she hides*

Morticia: *Opens the door* Dreadful morning, little storm cloud.

Wednesday: *Tries to steady her breath* What do you want, mother? Never heard of knocking before?

Morticia: Why would I knock? I am your mother.

Wednesday: So? Is privacy not allowed in this house? What do you want?

Morticia: *Rolls her eyes with a smirk* Your father is waiting for you in the ballroom for your usual morning fencing fight.

Wednesday: Oh... right.

Morticia: You were late so I got a little bit worried. Are you alright? Your face is... flustered.

Wednesday: Absolutely not. I was just in the middle of a... an amazing nightmare, and you woke me up.

Morticia: Ah, I see. Oh, by the way, have you seen Enid? She isn't in her room.

Wednesday: Why would I have had seen her? I just woke up, as I just informed you.

Morticia: *Sighs* Please, Wednesday. You think you can lie to me, your own mother? You know I can tell when you lie.

Wednesday: I have no idea what you are talking about, mother. You can leave now so I can get dressed. I will join father in the ballroom in a moment.

Morticia: *Sighs again* Alright. You leave me no choice, then. Enid? Are you in the closet?

Enid, from the closet: Yeah...

Wednesday: *Curses under her breath* You stupid wolf...

Morticia: Are you... descent?

Enid: Uhm, no...

Morticia: Get your ass and come out of here, please.

Enid: Am I in trouble...?

Morticia: Of course not. Why would you? It's completelly normal for two lovers to perfom sexual—

Wednesday: Mother. Stop.

Morticia: What? I am just speaking facts. I was searching for you, little wolf, so we can have breakfast together.

Enid: Oh, uhm...

Wednesday: *Interrupts* Get. Out. Of. My. Room.

Morticia: *Smiles* What do we say?

Wednesday: *Walks slowly toward Enid, her fingers grazing her arm* Yes. I’ve noticed some… symptoms.

Enid: *Gulps* Symptoms? What kind of symptoms?

Wednesday: *Teasingly trails a finger down Enid’s side* A rapid heartbeat, flushed cheeks, and a particular fondness for my presence. I fear that this might be serious. We must treat it rapidly.

Enid: A-And how do you plan to… treat these symptoms?

Wednesday: With close, personal attention and no interruptions. So turn your phone off, will you? And let’s just say I have some very... thorough methods.

Enid: *Immediately turns her phone off* W-Well, if this is serious, I must be treated as soon as possible. I-I’m ready for your... treatment, nurse Addams... *smirks*

Wednesday: *Presses closer, her voice low and seductive* Perfect. I’ll make sure every part of you is well cared for. Now, lay on the bed so I can examine you.

Enid: *Quickly nods and walks towards her bed*

Wednesday: No. Not this bed. *Points at her black bed* This one.

Enid: *Smirks* Yes, miss Addams.

A/N: I'm sorry but I had to, because JENNA IN A SEXY NURSE COSTUME??? I'm dead. I need a sexy nurse to resuscitate me ASAP :') And don't worry, I'm planning to write a whole real oneshot with the nurse costume on Ao3 so don't be sad that I left this incorrect like that hehehe

Wednesday: Obviously. So? What do you want to ask me?

Enid: *Gets up from her bed, a shy smile on her face as she puts her hands behind her back* Uh... you told me you liked to dance, right?

Wednesday: I do. Unfortunately, Mother forces me to dance the waltz at every Addams ball. Why?

Enid: Well... there's this new dance on Tiktok, and I was hoping we could do it together.

Wednesday: *Raises an eyebrow* A dance? Why can't you do it alone? Is that a waltz?

Enid: Uh, not exactly. Technically, I could do it alone, but it's better if we do it together!

Wednesday: What kind of dance is this? You know, I can only dance the waltz and other classical dances. I don’t think I’m the best partner for you to do a Tic Tac dance with.

Enid: It's TikTok, not Tic Tac, and I want it to be you, baby.

Wednesday: Why don't you ask Yoko?

Enid: Because you're my girlfriend and I wanna do this with you *smiles*

Wednesday: *Sighs*

Enid: Please? I promise we can have a cemetery date afterward. I can even help you dig graves if you want. I just need you to do this dance with me *does sad puppy eyes*

Wednesday: Stop looking at me like that, you mutt. Alright, I will do this Tic Tac dance with you.

Enid: Yeah!

Wednesday: Now, can you show it to me so I can learn it?

Enid: Yes, of course!

The wolf opens TikTok and shows the dance tutorial to Wednesday, whose eyes widen at the steps.

Wednesday: You want me to dance this ridiculous dance with you?

Enid: Hey, you promised you'd do it! Please, it's really fun.

Wednesday: *Sighs* Alright.

During the next thirty minutes, the girls learned the dance together.

Wednesday: I think we are ready. Will you start filming now?

Enid: Not yet! We need our costumes!

Wednesday: Costumes? What—

Before she could answer, Enid ran to her closet and took the costumes out before showing them to her girlfriend. One was yellow and blue, while the other one was black with a yellow bat logo and belt.

Wednesday: *Takes a deep breath* What is that?

Enid: Wolverine and Batwoman, silly! Obviously, the black is for you and I'll just use my own claws to complete my costume. It's normally Deadpool's dance, but red doesn't fit either of us, sooo. And you will look so cute and hot in batwoman!

Wednesday: I am not wearing this.

Five minutes later, the girls were dressed, now dancing to the song.