#de jerry

Wallpaper I made for myself of the Autism Trio(as I’m lovingly calling them as someone who’s autistic myself)

-🦇 (Vampire Anon!)

Happy Trail Headcanons for Jerry, Hank 3, and Abel

Jerry

He’s a relatively hairy man.

He’s got all that stubble and I just know he’s hairy everywhere else too.

So yeah he has a pretty prominent happy trail, but it’s not TOO much.

There’s a small tuft of hair right below his belly button, it thins a bit as it goes down, and then it fills back out.

The hair is so dark and I just think it’s really course and scratchy. But also he looooooooves if you lazily trace over the trail when you guys are chilling in bed. Actual shivers.

He keeps it natural, doesn’t shave, doesn’t trim. He’s a mess as a person, why should his happy trail be any different?

Hank 3

I’d have a seizure if I saw his happy trail, this man would not be safe around me.

Starts full right under his belly button and goes down in an upside down V.

It’s not wild, he keeps it trimmed, but again, it’s very thick.

It’s also soft, you’d think he conditions it.

He knows it’s sexy too. If he wasn’t always wearing that damn suit, he’d be the type to stretch and make his shirt ride up to show it on purpose and he’d wink and then I’d die.

He does get a bit blushy if you kiss it tho. 🥺

Abel

WE LOVE A BEAR.

We can SEE that chest hair, sir, we all know you have a lot more than a happy trail. It’s like a happy…highway. It’s big is what I’m saying. He’s hairy. Is what I’m saying.

Like seriously, it’s almost hard to tell he HAS a happy trail because it’s surrounded by more hair.

You can tell it’s there though because it is a bit thicker and a bit darker under his naval and leading down.

His hair is THICK. His hair is COURSE. And he does want you to just rub circles over it while you guys cuddle. It’s so relaxing to him.

He trims just so things don’t get TOO crazy considering the amount of hair, but he keeps it pretty natural.

Jerry x Chance (Date Everything)

The Garage

Jerry/Reader, ≈200 words Request: Can I request 17 with Jerry from Date everything!! 💕💕💕by Anon A/N: Yes!!! Yes, you can!!! 💖💖💖

“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”

“It’s not so bad.” Jerry takes the words right out of your mouth, but as you examine his wide eyes, how they’re flooded with excitement as he looks around the new, unexplored space, you think your minds might be headed in different directions. “Look at all this cool stuff! We should look through it!”

He’s not wrong. This just might be Jerry’s idea of heaven; you can’t believe you hadn’t introduced him to your garage sooner. Storage boxes are piled up high with, well, junk. Twinkling lights line the ceilings, broken furniture, scrap fabrics, dud gifts, and old toys lie scattered from wall to wall. The whole space is filled with hobbies you never picked up, and jobs you never got around to finishing.

“It is all very interesting, that’s for sure, but…” While spending the next, unknown amount of time going through all your old bric-a-brac sounds terribly exciting, “There’s something else we could do while we’re stuck here, just the two of us.”

“Like what?” He asks, arms already full of cables and wires. He looks at you quizzically, expectantly. As you let the question hang in the air, he starts to examine you closer, your sheepish grin, and beckoning eyes. “Ooooohhhh. Oh, yeah, we can definitely do that too!”