#abel de

YES I DO.

I saw a post somewhere about Hector watching you masturbate from the vents and he ends up cumming and it starts dripping down the wall, omg poor Wallace. 😭

But in all seriousness, Wallace, Able, and Dasha are all so strong.

Wallace absolutely would wrap his arms around you keeping you in place while whoever is giving you mind-blowing head. You’re whimpering and squirming and he’s just whispering sweet ‘wall’s’ in your ear.

Abel…listen, I can and will polish Scandalabra’s knop right on top of Able and he is not gonna be happy about it. I genuinely think Abel would ask you to not. Just don’t. Not on him.

Unless you ask first, there are certainly a few people in the house he’d be willing to make allowances for. 👀

DASHA, MY LOVE. She’d hold you and she’d talk you through it, that accent, FUCKING HELL.

For example, Chance would be fucking you and Dasha would be like, “Yes, moya lyubov, you are doing so well, yes?” Hips would be twitching, and she whispers, “Yes, little one, let it happen. You are safe here with Dasha.” (Gonna have to write this eventually…)

Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel.

I NEED THAT FUCKING MAN HOLY MOLY

-🦇 (Vampire Anon!)

Happy Trail Headcanons for Jerry, Hank 3, and Abel

Jerry

He’s a relatively hairy man.

He’s got all that stubble and I just know he’s hairy everywhere else too.

So yeah he has a pretty prominent happy trail, but it’s not TOO much.

There’s a small tuft of hair right below his belly button, it thins a bit as it goes down, and then it fills back out.

The hair is so dark and I just think it’s really course and scratchy. But also he looooooooves if you lazily trace over the trail when you guys are chilling in bed. Actual shivers.

He keeps it natural, doesn’t shave, doesn’t trim. He’s a mess as a person, why should his happy trail be any different?

Hank 3

I’d have a seizure if I saw his happy trail, this man would not be safe around me.

Starts full right under his belly button and goes down in an upside down V.

It’s not wild, he keeps it trimmed, but again, it’s very thick.

It’s also soft, you’d think he conditions it.

He knows it’s sexy too. If he wasn’t always wearing that damn suit, he’d be the type to stretch and make his shirt ride up to show it on purpose and he’d wink and then I’d die.

He does get a bit blushy if you kiss it tho. 🥺

Abel

WE LOVE A BEAR.

We can SEE that chest hair, sir, we all know you have a lot more than a happy trail. It’s like a happy…highway. It’s big is what I’m saying. He’s hairy. Is what I’m saying.

Like seriously, it’s almost hard to tell he HAS a happy trail because it’s surrounded by more hair.

You can tell it’s there though because it is a bit thicker and a bit darker under his naval and leading down.

His hair is THICK. His hair is COURSE. And he does want you to just rub circles over it while you guys cuddle. It’s so relaxing to him.

He trims just so things don’t get TOO crazy considering the amount of hair, but he keeps it pretty natural.

A/N: I imagine you’re using the collar from @plushblushybunny’s post here —> link (I hope it’s okay I’m linking your post, if not, let me know and I’ll remove it and leave the collar up to the imagination.)

Walkies With Hector

The house was bustling and alive. Friendly conversation played out in the living room, rapping and less-than-mediocre singing could be heard from the bathroom, Beverly was serving drinks in the kitchen.

In the attic, the weight of the leash felt comfortable in your palm, the black strap leading to a timid, naked, collared man. The collar looked so perfect on him. You made a mental note to thank Sophia again for helping you pick it out. And you went ahead and thanked yourself for the idea of getting him a tail to match.

“Come on, sweetie, time for a walk,” you say sweetly as you turn and begin to leave. The leash pulled behind you, and a moment later, it was taut. Hector gulped, nervous, but he’d never disappoint you.

So slowly, on his hands and knees, he began to crawl toward you.

You gave his head a soft pat once he had reached your side. “Good boy. Let’s go.”

Reactions To Walkies With Betty, Abel, and Mac

Betty

Oh, we know she loves this. She’s the type to see this, smile, and egg it on.

“Oh, going for walkies? What a good pup. Look at how well he’s behaving!”

She’d even ask permission to pet him. You don’t touch someone else’s pet without permission, after all.

She’d tease him when he reacts with whimpers or if his cock gets harder or twitches.

“Awww, poor thing. So needy, but you have a walk to finish. Go on, dear.”

Abel

This poor man. He wouldn’t be happy but I wanted to include him because I find the mental image of him turning his back to you and covering his eyes and grumbling about “confound kids these days” really funny.

Mac

They’d be laughing and smiling the second they saw you guys.

“Ah! I see the leash you ordered came in! I didn’t know it was meant for Hector, but I am very glad to see you finally realizing some of your fics!”

But we all know we have a freaky ass computer so they’d also play into this.

“Does your new pet know any tricks?”

“He does! He’s well trained.”

Mac would want to see a demonstration.