#de jacques

I have a thing for chaotic pirates. He’s so dreamy.

Jacques NSFW Headcanons

Jacques has an ego, and blood rushes straight to his dick when someone feeds it. Remind him how fearsome of a pirate he is.

Also gonna have to say he’s into roleplay. Like, yes, you call him Captain in bed, you’re his First Mate.

He’s a yapper, but a poetic yapper. We’ve heard his rants. He talks during sex too.

He’d be fucking you and saying something about “navigating uncharted waters” and “finally finding the secret treasure”. Talks you through everything.

He’s not a gentle man, he’s as energetic in bed as he is in general. His hands are allllll over you and he is ROUGH.

+ made an adult design for my girl tonnie!!

Like, I’ve never watched a YouTuber that showed him and I just see him in fan art and fan videos and based on his outfit ALONE I was so sure he was sewing supplies

Ack-

Jacques stands there, stunned and dumbfounded, before laughing and pulling out another blade identical to the other.

I am no fool, swine!! I always keep a second sword on hand! Do ye truly believe I’d be perplexed by such plastic eating tomfoolery? Never!