y'all but the premise of "old man yaoi" does NOT mean you have to make harry & kim look like early 2000s fujoshi manga characters 😭 it's killing meeee sharp jawlines and pointy noses??? these are two balding men, let's not lose focus

by no means am i a professional art critic but i really hate it when people draw fem!harry and fem!kim only to make harry skinny and turning his disheveled look into this queen's-gambit-esque "smudged lipstick and mascara supermodel" caricature... as well as immediately having fem!kim show off most of her body. come on people. have you ever seen middle aged women??

of course I'd love to be a Kim kinda person but in full honestly a huge chunk of Jean's dialogue is something I thought or said before

the first act of my fanfic will be dealing with the tip of the iceberg that is jean and harry's canon return as work partners and let me tell you right now. as someone who knows their shit (trust me). jean is most definitely going to be AT LEAST a little bit of an asshole in there. 100% going to be making very questionable choices. that man is schizoid, avoidant + co-dependent, an active drug addict and a cop who can't afford proper therapy on his yearly 5,500 reàl wage. i may be writing old man yaoi but let my ancestors strike me dead if i don't sour it up first

i need to put disco elysium directly into my bloodstream with a needle like a drug addict at this point tbh

jean vicquemare is fiona apple coded bc i said so