#ddft13

So another Friday the 13th is here! I'm reposting the rules below. See you Friday December 13th!

It’s that time again! September 13th we will be doing $13 tattoos! (with a $7 tip, so $20) But before you come in hot, we have some rules you should take a look at. We don’t want to have to throw you’re rude ass out on the street before you get a fresh 13 tatt. 

Rules: 

* Come to the right location! We moved! The new address is 141 Division St. right off the F train (East Broadway stop) If you go to the old location, you’ll wait all day and not get tattooed. 

* First come, first served! We open at 12 noon. That’s when we’ll start taking names. You must be here in person to get on the list! No over the phone jump ons or “uh my buddy is on the way” You’re buddy is late! and a rude friend if you ask me.

* Bring ID. Yeah, I believe you’re 18 but it’s New York State Law for you to have your ID on you when you get tattooed. Drivers Licenses, Passport, Military ID or any official government issued ID. You’re School ID might get you a discount at the book store but it doesn’t get you a tattoo, so get them the hell out of here.   

* You may only choose from our Flash Sheet! We will have one flash sheet, revealed at noon from which you can choose from. Dat’s it! 

* No Alterations! We will not change anything about the tattoos! Not the colors, size, lettering, or googely eyes. We’re not going to put your kids initials instead of the 13 or even take the 13 out. You get what we got! 

* Be Cool! If you’re going to be rude, or feel any sort of entitlement you can get the hell out of here! We want everyone to have a good time here. Remember this is a $13 tattoo, so relax! This a fun thing, if you’re going to get upset you’re in the wrong place. This isn’t Wal-mart. Although we want you to be happy with you’re experience, this is a Tatty-Shack we don’t have to always be nice. Shit, 10 years ago if someone came in acting the way some of these people do, they would have gotten their asses beat and kicked to the curb by a biker who yeah, probably killed a guy once for fucking with his meth sales. 

* One tattoo per customer! Sorry guys, we ain’t gonna “sleeve you out” 

* No kids - you’d be surprised 

* No phone calls - take that important business call outside. No one is impressed. 

* Paperwork - you’ll have to fill it out. We have pens. “Am I signing my life away?” YES, I’ve heard that one. Save it for that sitcom pilot you’re writing.

* No Food in the Shop - No one wants to smell your Sub-way sandwich. And if I can give some life advice while we’re on the subject, no one wants to smell your extra onion hold the olives cutlet combo anywhere outside a Sub-way “restaurant” 

* No hands or necks! do you really want your most visible tattoos to cost $13? Think about dawg.

* Be nice to our neighbors! We just moved into the neighborhood, we don’t want to piss anyone off.. just yet. Stay away from the doorways and don’t be too loud.

* No touch-ups sorry, we’ll give you a nice tattoo but again, you paid $13. 

* Sometimes a design will Sell-out We’re all out of that one. 

Friday the 13th is always a crazy day at the shop, we try to get to everyone but there is a risk you might not get tattooed at the end of the night. So get here early! 

Let’s have some fun! We’re excited for everyone to check out our new shop and location! We love doing Friday the 13th so let’s keep it clean and respectful! 

We are also excited about our new neighborhood, here’s some spot’s we think you should check out while you’re waiting!

28 Ming’s - Best Chinese food around! It’s only a couple doors down. 28 Canal St.  

12 Corners - Great Coffee Shop right around the corner. 155 E. Broadway 

Forgetmenot - Awesome bar and restaurant 138 Division