#ddamd

8-12

17-18

18-20s

Late 20s/Early 30s

Maybe Late 40s/50s?

I love Ford with a beard.

Late 50s/60s (Post Canon)

(So I set this on my kitchen table once I finished it and I come back and STAINS? WHY. HOW COULD I DO THIS. Whatever. I still love how this turned out, there’s no way I’m not uploading it.)

dipper: my sister-

I was gonna play and be like “well if he lives that long” but I’ve already gone on a really firm record that neither the Pines nor Fidds is going to die in the summer session.

He’d go through about a 19 stage set of varying emotions. Some of the stages:

Not including it at all

Being tormented by Stan and Fiddleford relentlessly finding ways to bring Probabilitizle into campaigns

Attempt to tolerate it as he plays

“Eriol doesn’t say anything because Probabilitizle is not a being that exists in this realm.” / “You’re not the DM, F-” / “Probabilitizle is not a being that exists in this realm. Eriol questions his friends why they’re talking to an empty room.”

Rage at realizing all the character the edition lost by turning Every Creature into Something Ridiculous.

Passive Aggressive out of character, in character doing every petty thing possible to the heinously rad npcs.

Actually in on the joke and having fun with it surprisingly, with the characters as complete joke characters for laughs.

This stage is where a cool/intense/dramatic moment is ruined by Probabilitizle somehow and now Ford’s character has a flaw where he instantly attacks anybody that says “tubular” “radical” “diggity” and so on.

We’ve never seen Ford’s legs.

Throughout the entire show, mostly after he’s rescued from the portal, we always see him wearing long pants. The only times that I thought could contradict this were when Ford was sleeping in TLMC, Ford’s DDAMD outfit, his ripped up clothes after the crash in DAMVTF, and maybe even something during weirdmageddon. (I’m not counting Speedo Ford. Thats not canon folks)

but

even in those

we never get a glimpse

OF WHAT’S UNDER HIS PANTS.

Why am I talking about this? I was thinking, there is no way in the multiverse that Stanford “Needs to be Rescued 142.86% of the Time” Pines could POSSIBLY get through the Portal with only scars (THAT WE DON’T EVEN GET TO SEE!!). Maybe, just maybe, underneath those pants he has a prosthetic leg? Maybe even Automail like from FMAB (He’s a dimension hopper, anything is possible! Literally)? Maybe he lost his leg for only a short period of time before having it healed or regrown with advanced healing techniques in another dimension? Or maybe he just has more embarrassing leg tattoos and he must hide them at all costs.

With pen and paper, shield and sword, our quest shall be our sweet reward!