I drew Ford a lot.
8-12
17-18
18-20s
Late 20s/Early 30s
Maybe Late 40s/50s?
I love Ford with a beard.
Late 50s/60s (Post Canon)
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I drew Ford a lot.
8-12
17-18
18-20s
Late 20s/Early 30s
Maybe Late 40s/50s?
I love Ford with a beard.
Late 50s/60s (Post Canon)

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(So I set this on my kitchen table once I finished it and I come back and STAINS? WHY. HOW COULD I DO THIS. Whatever. I still love how this turned out, there’s no way I’m not uploading it.)
Stanford DMs most nights, but sometimes the campaign could use a few more lasers. Besides, Fidds has that natural dramatic flair and puts together stats sheets really quickly.Â
ford: how do you not have a d6? it comes with every board game!
dipper: my sister-
ford: eats them for power?!
Yeah so WWTD Ford would live through the dndnmd "rad" era im curious as to what he would think of that
I was gonna play and be like “well if he lives that long” but I’ve already gone on a really firm record that neither the Pines nor Fidds is going to die in the summer session.
He’d go through about a 19 stage set of varying emotions. Some of the stages:
Not including it at all
Being tormented by Stan and Fiddleford relentlessly finding ways to bring Probabilitizle into campaigns
Attempt to tolerate it as he plays
“Eriol doesn’t say anything because Probabilitizle is not a being that exists in this realm.” / “You’re not the DM, F-” / “Probabilitizle is not a being that exists in this realm. Eriol questions his friends why they’re talking to an empty room.”
Rage at realizing all the character the edition lost by turning Every Creature into Something Ridiculous.
Passive Aggressive out of character, in character doing every petty thing possible to the heinously rad npcs.
Actually in on the joke and having fun with it surprisingly, with the characters as complete joke characters for laughs.
This stage is where a cool/intense/dramatic moment is ruined by Probabilitizle somehow and now Ford’s character has a flaw where he instantly attacks anybody that says “tubular” “radical” “diggity” and so on.
Really most of the stages are Ford switching back between various degrees of acceptance and rage, and eventually.... it starts right back up again after step 19.
Stan's characters in ddamd have fantastically bushy and well-groomed beards while Ford's characters in ddamd have atrociously long and unkempt, wild beards.

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Last night I was thinking about Ford’s time in the portal (Mostly because of all of those new meta posts floating around) and something struck me.
We’ve never seen Ford’s legs.
Throughout the entire show, mostly after he’s rescued from the portal, we always see him wearing long pants. The only times that I thought could contradict this were when Ford was sleeping in TLMC, Ford’s DDAMD outfit, his ripped up clothes after the crash in DAMVTF, and maybe even something during weirdmageddon. (I’m not counting Speedo Ford. Thats not canon folks)
but
even in those
we never get a glimpse
OF WHAT’S UNDER HIS PANTS.
Why am I talking about this? I was thinking, there is no way in the multiverse that Stanford “Needs to be Rescued 142.86% of the Time” Pines could POSSIBLY get through the Portal with only scars (THAT WE DON’T EVEN GET TO SEE!!). Maybe, just maybe, underneath those pants he has a prosthetic leg? Maybe even Automail like from FMAB (He’s a dimension hopper, anything is possible! Literally)? Maybe he lost his leg for only a short period of time before having it healed or regrown with advanced healing techniques in another dimension? Or maybe he just has more embarrassing leg tattoos and he must hide them at all costs.
Either way, I thought that this might be a cool thought to have. Maybe I just gave somebody a new headcanon? Who knows! Maybe we’ll finally see those legs in the comic and this post was all for nothing. Maybe Ford just really likes wearing pants.
With pen and paper, shield and sword, our quest shall be our sweet reward!
I fricken LOVE DDAMD, and Ford’s costume from that ep is so perfect I had to draw it!
take responsability for your life! now carry me to safety