"Not only of clowns lives a circus" -Buggy to Joker in my OPxDCU au that will never be written.
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"Not only of clowns lives a circus" -Buggy to Joker in my OPxDCU au that will never be written.

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Resisting the urge to write a Sam Wilson goes to Gotham fanfic, where he joins the justice league and becomes besties with mr terrific and eventually meets the bat kids, because I'm too lazy 😭😭😭
Every God Competes to Babysit Sick Baby Danny (aka "Divine Babysitting Games: Who Can Survive Toddler Danny’s Fever?")
Clockwork: “I shall manage his schedule with absolute precision. No tantrums under my watch.” Ancient of Storms: “I offer calming thunderstorms to soothe his restless spirit.” Ancient of Life: “My healing mists will restore him swiftly.” Ancient of Chaos: “I’ll make his fever fun.” Fright Knight: “I volunteer to scare away the germs.”
Bruce: “I don’t care who does it—just keep him alive.” Alfred: “Tea and biscuits are prepared. I’m ready.”
Clockwork (attempting order): “Nap time is at 1900 hours. Deviation will not be tolerated.” Danny (sneezing, glowing faintly): “No nap. Play.” Ancient of Chaos: “Perfect! Playtime chaos is my specialty!” Ancient of Life: “Rest, child. Restore.” Ancient of Storms: “I can lull him with gentle rain.” Danny: casts a tiny storm cloud that drenches everyone “NOPE.”
Fright Knight: lurking in the corner “I’ll protect him from nightmares and bad germs.” Jason: “He’s already scared of me. What’s new?” Danny: smiles devilishly “You good scary.”
Ancient of Life: “Allow me to sing a healing hymn.” Danny: covers ears “Too loud. No sleep.”
Clockwork: “I will regulate his feeding schedule.” Danny: throws juice box “I am the schedule.”
Ancient of Chaos: “Then let chaos reign!” Ancient of Storms: “Chaos + storms = disaster.” Ancient of Life: “Healing + order = peace.” Danny: giggling “Chaos is fun.”
Bruce: “Someone—anyone—please just hold him.” Alfred: “On it, sir.” picks up Danny gently
Danny (cuddled in Alfred’s arms): “Cookie?” Alfred: “One, freshly baked.” Danny: “Cookie good. I nap now.”
Ancients (in unison): “The power of the mortal butler triumphs.”
Bruce: “Alfred’s officially the best babysitter in all realms.” Danny: half-asleep “Alfred... king too.”
Clockwork: “Next time, I veto the divine babysitting competition.” Ancient of Chaos: “Where’s the fun in that?” Fright Knight: “I’ll bring the snacks.”
Baby Danny Gets Sick and Every God Panics (aka “When the Most Powerful Toddler Catches a Cold and Reality Nearly Collapses”)
Bruce: “Danny’s coughing. We need to monitor him closely.” Damian: “I forbid sickness. It is a weakness.” Alfred: “Master Danny’s temperature is rising. I’m preparing herbal remedies.” Danny (weakly, clutching a plush bat): “...I’m still king.” Tim: “He just sneezed and a mini lightning bolt zapped the lamp.” Jason: “I’m not touching anything near him. He’s radioactive.” Steph: “His glow is fading. That’s… concerning.” Cass: “He’s not just sick. He’s unwell on a cosmic scale.” Duke: “I swear I just heard the house sigh.” The Realms (in a panic): Clockwork: “A toddler in distress disrupts time itself.” Ancient of Life: “His life force is waning. We must intervene.” Ancient of Death: “A rare and dangerous illness—yet fragile.” Fright Knight: “Someone get me a spell book and a heating pad.” Realmia: “I’m sending soothing mists and warm light.” Bruce: “We’re quarantining him. No visitors.” Danny (hoarse): “...no nap... no juice...” Damian: “He demands impossible things even now.” Barbara: “He hacked the medical scanner and locked it on ‘mood: apocalypse.’” Jason: “Mood’s not wrong.” Klarion (appearing suddenly): “Fear not! I shall summon the ancient healing brew!” Danny: “Only if it tastes like candy.” Klarion: “It does.” Danny: sips “Better.” Dick: “He’s smiling. That’s a good sign.” Steph: “The glow is back. He’s rallying.” Alfred: “The power of a king… and cookies.” Danny: “...still baby king. Still hungry.” The Realms (softly): “He will rise. Always.” Bruce (exhausted): “I thought babysitting was simpler.” Danny (grinning weakly): “It’s never simple.”
The Realms React To: Danny’s Royal Toddler Tantrum Summons a Storm that Cancels Gotham’s Entire Weather System (aka “When You Don’t Get Your Juice Box and the Universe Answers With a Hurricane” — Long Text Meme Edition)
Danny (age 2, glowing faintly, clutching a half-empty juice box): “I WANT MORE JUICE. THIS IS INJUSTICE.”
Bruce: “Danny, please. It’s bedtime.”
Danny: “BEDTIME IS A LIE. I AM THE PHANTOM KING.”
Damian: “He’s glowing brighter than the Bat-Signal.”
Jason: “That’s not the Bat-Signal. That’s a category five hurricane forming.”
Steph: “I just got a text from Oracle. Gotham’s weather app is completely broken.”
Barbara (via comms): “It’s not just the app. The entire city is experiencing a localized storm… and it’s following Danny’s mood.”
Dick: “He’s having a tantrum storm. Like, literal weather storm.”
Cass: “He just floated up and slammed his tiny fists on the floor. The power just flickered.”
Duke: “The clouds outside are swirling in green and purple. It’s kind of... beautiful? And terrifying.”
Alfred (calm but concerned): “Master Danny’s aura is causing electromagnetic interference, sir.”
Bruce: “How do we calm a toddler who controls the weather and just declared war on bedtime?”
Danny (pouting, glowing with storm clouds swirling above): “NO. JUICE. NO NAPS.”
Tim: “We tried bribing him with pancakes shaped like bats.”
Danny: “Not enough.”
Jason: “I offered him the last piece of cake. He sent a lightning bolt through my hand.”
Steph: “I think I saw a bird get struck twice.”
Damian: “His wrath is... elemental.”
[Outside the manor, Gotham residents look up at a swirling green-purple vortex.]
Citizen 1: “Is that—?”
Citizen 2: “Nope. Nope. Nope. Going inside. Closing windows.”
Citizen 3: “Is this a new kind of Joker prank?”
Batman (via comms): “No. This is worse.”
Danny (now standing on the rooftop, arms crossed, storm raging): “I DEMAND A NEW JUICE BOX, OR I WILL CANCEL ALL SUNSHINE.”
Klarion (appearing dramatically): “Fret not, young phantom! I shall conjure a tempest of juice boxes!”
Danny (eyes sparkling): “YES. FRIEND.”
Bruce: “How many times do I have to remind you—no magic without supervision?”
Klarion: “Supervision is for mortals.”
Dick: “Why am I suddenly craving a thunderstorm-flavored smoothie?”
Barbara: “The city’s power grid is fluctuating with his mood swings.”
Cass: “He just threw a tantrum and a thunderbolt at the TV remote.”
Jason: “Remote is fried.”
Alfred: “I suggest immediate sacrifice of cookies and calming lullabies.”
Danny (grinning, juice box replenished): “Storm is passing. But only because I am satisfied.”
Damian: “For now.”
The Realms (observing, booming voices):
Ancient of Storms: “The Phantom Child has learned the ancient art of tantrum conjuration.”
Ancient of Balance: “The universe itself bows to his whim.”
Clockwork: “Nap time has never been so consequential.”
Fright Knight: “I volunteer to babysit next time.”
Realmia (whispering): “The storm will pass, but the legacy remains.”
Bruce (collapsing into a chair): “I’m going to need a week off.”
Danny (snuggling a glowing stuffed bat): “I’m a good king now.”
Steph: “For now.”
Jason: “Definitely not for long.”

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DcxDp brain worm #6
Okay. The usual Danny is related to a Batfam member. This time it’s Tim.
The twist, they both know of each other and that Danny was practically pawned off by the Drake parents to the Fentons then legally adopted. But for some reason or another the rest of the bats have no idea and Tim ain’t dragging Danny into this either so he ain’t saying shi to anyone.
Not Danny and definitely not the Batfam. Neither know about either.
That is until Tim gets onto Ra’s radar. Ya know the whole obsessed old man who keeps his spleen in a jar. Only when the demon head realizes he’s not getting to Tim through the usual means he goes for a different approach.
Stealing his little detectives younger brother. Either for creepy this is the next best thing to Tim or to try and force Tim’s hand for something or other.
Cue Danny being super confused as to why yet another crazy old dude is going on about detectives and heirs while having him tied up precariously and dangerously close to a massive puddle of the most putrid ecto ever. It’s so bad it’s making his eyes water and skin itch.
Then he gets even more confused when his brother comes in dressed to the nines in vigilante garb followed by the Funeral Furries of Gotham.
Danny just wanted to go home.
DCxDP idea prompt #4
Tim Drake is working alone one night when he happens across a summoning a quickly stops it.
Unfortunately for him, one of the cultists get the drop on him, leaving him injured and stumbling into the portal the cultists had just made.
The rest of the bats and birds find out he’s missing, find a convenient camera that shows Tim as RR fall through the portal and start looking for him.
Months pass, they get a lead that brings them to Amity Park Illinois. There’s someone there who looks just like Tim but has no memory of being there lost member. But seemingly appeared here at the same time as Tim vanishing.
Even if the people of this sleepy town say that Tim has lived there for his entire life.
Meanwhile, Danny is living out his unlife trying to get through the rest of Highschool with his friends. Trying to fix a stupid wish he made with Desiree that erased all traces of him from before a few months ago. (He was trying to get rid of a bad yearbook photo) when these weird people start approaching him calling him Tim.
They just won’t leave him alone.
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DPxDC idea Prompt #1
Danny goes into dcu (prolly cause of CW) just after Jason crawls out of his grave. To Danny he finds a halfa his age and looks like him but is very broken. So he takes him back to the GZ to heal. With no memories, Jason goes to AP with Danny where he stays and learns about his new powers. Gets accepted by the Fenton parents and Team Phantom.(now team Nightingale) for a year or two
Things go pear shaped because of the GIW capturing Vlad and learning of a ‘ghost wearing human flesh’ they start hunting Danny and Jason now known as Phantom and Revenant. (But often when fighting together are called the Nightingale Ghosts) the Fenton’s send team Nightingale(the two halfa’s, Sam, Tucker and promising to send Ellie later when they (jazz) can contact her) through the portal and seal it behind them. Promising to re open it when they fix things there.
Together, the two wander the GZ but soon realize they need to still care for their human selves. They settle on going to Jason’s home dimension. Once there they find themselves drawn to Gotham for various reasons. Being that they need to find under the table jobs as they are 16 and only Jason has documents but he’s dead and doesn’t really remember his whole story yet(only starting to get bits and pieces back before they have to leave then getting worse now that he’s back in his home dimension and city.) there they refuse to use their powers unless absolutely necessary.
The group of four end up in crime alley doing odd jobs, get caught up in a joker attack and escape with a gaggle of kids close to their age thanks to the help of Tucker who has quickly become a guy in the chair for them. With a now larger group of kids, they form a tight knit collective. but that soon turns into them running their own gang of alley kids which turns into a full take over after an older gang starts targeting them.
The nightingale’s (already traumatized from Jason’s death, subsequent resurrection and healing, then the almost literal burning of Danny’s world and then the joker attack) get a little violent with it. Start using their powers behind the scenes
This gets the attention of the Bats and Birds.
Jason is the most violent, having outbursts when he has a memory return or when he spots one of the city's vigilantes stepping into their haunt. It comes to a head when Batman himself approaches them after they plan to kill the joker. They fight, it comes out that Revenant Nightingale is Jason Todd. Then they manage to push the Bats and Birds out of Crime Alley again.
There’s a peace period where each side licks wounds. Calm down and start actually making things better. The making things better part is Jason and Danny using their co-crime lord money to make social safety nets in the Alley for it’s residents. Clean out a few rats. Make green spaces for Sam. Then Jazz and Ellie show up. Ellie is about to destabilize and Jazz is grievously injured. The GIW have made a way into the DCU to come after the male Duo.
They try to handle it on their own, but the GIW take root as if they’ve always been there. Pairing with anti-meta groups and pushing legislation like in Danny’s world. There isn’t much they can do other than go to Batman and the Justice league for help. By now they are 18. Have calmed down a bit but aren’t anywhere as ‘clean’ as the Bats and Birds.
With the ball rolling, conversations are had but Jason doesn’t want to talk any of them about their halfa status. Danny agrees. They track down the portal between worlds for the Hero’s and vigilantes Danny goes through with the promise of returning once he checks on his old world and parents. The door way between the realms is closed behind him and the GIW are taken care of in the DCU soon after.
Danny doesn’t return. Leaving Jason and the rest of Team Nightingale to run the Alley and hope they can make a portal into the GZ to find Danny.