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In a mere handful of branches, the probe known as voyager 1 rode a streak of pure, blind, beginner’s, las vegas casino-crushing, 30,000-year

It's the last story, what can I say? The end is a bad place to start . . . except for the new beginnings that grow there.

I told you that story to tell you this story . . . one last story before I must go. I'm tired, you see, and it’s time to finish what I start

Rudolph, frosty, charlie brown, and the grinch topped his list, the mount rushmore of christmas specials; he made sure every year to visit t

You humans have that saying about pride goeth before mercury falls into the sun, or something like that.

I already told you about the argument over whether or not to induct the earth into the cooperation. However, I shared with you a truncated v

The Failure has a million questions, but only one comes out, the same one he’s been asking: “What are you doing here?”