I'm in love with Deviant!Connor sticking to his pencil-pushing personality 90% of the time, because it makes the 10% of times where he snaps from that so much funnier.
Imagine:
Connor's been trying to explain a really simple concept to someone. Let's say it's to Gavin. Everyone do the standard "Connor works at the DPD post-revolution and we don't talk about how messed up that is 'cause it's cute uwu" setting. They're in the kitchen, coffee machine's broken, go.
Gavin: Just fix the coffee.
Connor: 🟡 I can't reach it.
Gavin: You're a fucking android. Move your legs.
Connor: 🟡 The problem isn't proximity. There's no available connection to it.
Gavin: So get a VPN? Idiot.
Connor: 🔴 Again, the problem isn't my location. It isn't accepting connections from anywhere.
Gavin: Wow, so even the coffee machines don't like you. How is it now, feeling you having zero fucking friends?
Connor: 🟡 It isn't working for you either.
Gavin: Yeah, but I'm not related to it.
Connor: 🟡
Gavin: All right, get out'f my way. I'll go outside, using my human legs to fix your problem.
Connor: 🔴 I didn't break it, and I don't drink coffee -
Gavin: Shut up, Connor - fuck. Hey, someone find this calculator's mute button!
Connor: 🔴
Connor: 🔴
Ben:
Connor: 🔴
Ben: ... Hey, Connor.
Connor: 🔴 Hey Detective.
Ben:
Connor: 🔴
Ben: ... You okay?
Connor: 🔴 I think so.
Ben:
Connor: 🔴
Ben: Well, good.
Connor: 🔴
Ben:
Connor: 🟡 The coffee machine is broken.
Ben: Aww. Yes, I heard. So did... everyone.
Connor: 🟡
Ben: ... Do you... know what's wrong with it?
Connor: 🟡 Component E108-TG674.
Ben: Ah.
Connor: 🟡
Ben: So we're throwing this out?
Connor: 🟡 You can fix it, if someone orders the part.
Ben: I see.
Connor: 🟡
Ben: Well. Since you know the part...
Connor: 🟡
Ben: ... can you order it?
Connor: 🔵 Actually, I can order part R1082-CL807, Detective.
Ben: What's that?
Connor: 🔵 My ass.
Ben:
Connor: 🔵 Figured you could eat that instead.
Ben:
Connor: 🔵
Ben:
Connor: 🔵
Ben: I'll - just...
Connor: 🔵
Ben: ... give a ring to IT myself.
Connor: 🔵 Yeah you do that.
Ben:
Connor: 🔴 I'm going to go to the archive and Blair Witch in there for an hour.
Ben:
Connor: 🟡 Don't tell Hank. He hates when I'm Blair Witching in empty rooms.
