OKAY SO LMAOOO levi is canonly supposed to be french and i bet micha is totally from like north carolina or something so he’s allll into sweet iced tea, so i bet my ass that he and levi fights over tea discourse all the fucking time. erwin is just drinking is coffee and incomes miche dressed like levi “oh look at me i can stand bitter shit like my personality” and here comes levi in boots too big “ har har har despite being 6’5, my dick is too small to stand decent MF TEA!” -DBB 😂🧃

omg another skz smut blog has surfaced... and you're already getting the same anons omg. i feel like we're just one but stay smut community now lmAo well hello there im on anon bc i dont wanna leak the main but my smut sideblog is @doublebabyboy we should be friends ;))) anyway that fuckin changbin blurb fucked me up i just wanna suck him off real good goddamn??? -dbb

fbanficjsnwn!!!!! levi is the man to AFFECTIONATELY call you ‘brat’ in a lovingly and teasing way. but he fucks up and means to call for you in the dinning hall, so when he calls for brat and all the 104 kids turn around, and he says brat again and then eren stands up, and fucking levi has to say MY BRAT. MY BRAT. like my panties may be dropping alright goodbye. -DBB 😬🥴

shadis would actually kill me. “WHAT IS THE REASON YOU ARE HERE TO JOIN THE MILITARY?” “TO GO OUTSIDE THE WALLS AND FUCK EVERYONE” no eren, i didn’t join the scouts for the betterment of humanity, i joined to get some major duck and the major’s dick. -dbb 🤪🍆

wiiiiiiings. wiiiiiiiiiiiiiings. FUCKING WIIIIIIIIIIINGSSSSS. YEEEEESS. alright- what wings would yall waannnt??? i would want some type of colored bird wing. so maybe like flamingo or canary?? OR SEAGULL!!! pack it up yall, Armin and i having matching soulmate seagull wings!! -dbb 🥰🪶

hey binch it’s me. in my levi observation last night- i realized his mother has dark colored eyes, and levi has “blue” colored eyes. he got his eye color from the sperm donator man. -dbb 👁👁

oh no fucking cursed. hahaha

i’m here for a good time, not a long time!! also i actually like you; like you’re cool and shit lmao so i *wanna* be your friend but i am also a major fucking wimp. so i will gladly be an anon that can make you laugh from time to time. -dbb ♥️