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Yes I just love Zim soo AAA.

Woohoo! I'm so very sorry, I did see this when you put it in, but I like....suck, a lot. And I got distracted...for months and just remembered it.

The monsters comic is connected to the other comic I'm doing about zim going crazy- except he's genuinly crazy not just a conspiracies like it's sort of hard to ignore at this point- then again...

Enter the fucking florpus

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So just to explain the relationship with zim and his parents, I do need to explain irken anatomy.

Now, I'm fairly certain I am not the first nor the last to come up with this, but everyone has their own version of irken anatomy, the one I have, or tend to stick with I don't know if anyone else has done it in this much detail, is intersex irkens.

Basically they have both reproductive organs, I'd show a graph but tumblr is just ...

So both internal and external except there's no balls, I mean there is but that's internal as well as a womb, so both are functional but isn't generally put to use unless you are 'tallest' or outside of the empire during invasion or something because I'm sure they have need for smeet there or perhaps like little planet based cities probably, I can't imagine all irken are put to that, I think the military based ones such as zim and the other surrounding the tallest are bred specifically for what they do for best result, that's how it works in my au, or the one I stick with, again I don't claim ownership of it all I just use this collaboration of ideas I've collected or come up with.

So the tallest of course I think would have to be bred to be as tall as they are, in this idea, zim is just a little short. Do bare in mind that another thing in this au is that 1 human year is the equivalent to 10 irken years, their old planet belonged to another solar system so I think it would have travelled a lot faster then ours does, so that would make zim about 16 by human years, rather then 160, in the time that the series was based, so dib is 21 in the monsters comic+, making zim roughly 25? I don't know, I suck at maths.

I'm sorry, I went off topic explaining this, so yes, red is zims father as in this version zim is their child, but he was still considered defective as he didn't reach the height he was expected to and was a bit off the rails, even though he isn't, he was just passionate.

The way they conceived zim for their time and placement was considered unconventional as it put a higher risk of being defective, but they did it anyway, not many tallest actually tend to fall for eachother but it was more of a shock in this version.

So red and purple also have more of a war and peace dynamic, they do balance eachother out, miyuki and spork also were a part of that, but miyuki in this case was too self absorbed (by irken stamdard) and spork really was just intrested in other stuff, so they actually ended up being exiled, against red and purples will, as the four were very close, but yknow with everything going on, the two aren't really 100% in control.

Dib and zim built a friendship about probably 3 years after enter the florpus, when dib found that zim had intrest in cryptids, after figuring out that the empire had a tally abandoned him, after that they became monster hunters, few years later dating, some other stuff but I'll get into that when I finally get to the new chapter in my other comic.