#dash logan

Mother sent some photos over...

Dear Logan,

The knife is pure silver, so I hope you will forgive that I did not give it to you in person. I hope it will keep you safe when you must be away. I am not quite certain how functional the hunting kit is, but it is a muggle antique that I thought you might be quite fond of. I thought, at least, you would appreciate the novelty of it. I thought it was rather sweet as a decorative piece.

Merry Christmas, big brother. I love you very much. Thank you for being here for me for yet another year.

Love always,

And the due date is in two week.

And...

Well...

Logan and I have been asked to be godfathers... :)

(Mom helped me pick out some of these)

For nights out.

For nights in.

For Rolo to be comfy.

For hot dates.

And last but not least, a device that makes you kind of like a robot. You can wear them to watch movies anywhere. I got you a pair, of course, for the person you care to share with.

You're the best twin brother I could ask for. I wouldn't want to share this birthday with anyone else. Happy Birthday! I hope it is wonderful and that you know just how much I care for you.

Love,

Logan

Monroe wants to try everything. The bag is gorgeous, his nail need re-doing, the popcorn looks delicious, Rolo looked cold; it wasn't until he reached the final present that he knew what he wanted to do.

He slipped the glasses on, and with stiff limbs, he walked.

"Pet, what you doin'?" his mother asked as he entered the kitchen.

"Does not compute! Does not compute! I am no pet. I am a Roe-Bot. Roe-Bot."

Good luck, little bro.

-Logan

... Bitching o.o

Oh my God :D