#das lavellan

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Faeron Lavellan

Varric ~ Dreamy? He’s a great kid! Needs to work on his tells in wicked grace though. At the moment he’s on par with, Daisy, and her giggling every time she gets a good card.

Sera ~ He’s a tit. (Manic giggles) ... Now we make, ‘not shitty’ cookies together.

Blackwall ~ Faeron is a good man. Brave, kind, and honest... We could all learn a lot from him.

Bull ~ Ahh, the boss is a cupcake. Sweet, pretty lookin’ and crumbles under pressure.

Dorian ~ Glorious, isn’t he? 

Cole ~ He dances and the magic dances with him. They are one... But.. Entangled, hurting sharp and scared. It pricks him like thorns on a rose.

Solas ~ I find it sad that someone with his talents doesn’t take the time to properly hone his gifts. 

Vivienne ~ Darling man. Far too soft for his own good. Of course, he’d be dead several times over by now if not for the shrewd company he keeps.

Cassandra ~ He is... A very kind man, unfortunately, I worry he carries the life of every single man and woman under the inquisition’s banner on his shoulders. I fear he will be forever changed when we are done. 

Nico ~ (smirking) He’s the reason I’m here. 

Das (AU) ~ My starshine can make a nug taste like Andraste’s arsehole. Now if that ain’t magic, I dunno what is! 

Nico Lavellan 

Cassandra ~ Nico is a good friend. I admire the deep love she has for her brother. She has also proven a fine and capable leader. 

Bull ~ She’s HOT.

Varric ~ Firecracker is a nice girl, you just gotta... break through the stone shell surrounding her to find it. 

Solas ~ Capable, strong, and clever. She is a fine leader, and a credit to her clan. 

Blackwall ~ She is... spirited? And terrifying. I’m glad we have Faeron to balance the scales...

Sera ~ She’s pretty, and fit, but a bit of a physco at times and a bit too elfy at others. Nice arse though.

Cole ~ She doesn’t like I can see what scares her. Then she burns with fire and rage and I go away again. 

Vivienne ~ Now, if we could get her to be half as charming as that brother of hers, she could be a master of the game. And I don’t say that lightly. 

Dorian ~ (chuckles) Oh no. I’m not stupid enough to say anything about her. I’ve seen men die for less. 

Faeron ~ I’m lucky to have her as my twin. She’s wonderful! She beautiful, and clever, and strong, and brave. I’m so glad she’s here.

That’s so interesting! And I can see where Das is coming from. They are either really creepy or really cute, I can’t decide x)

Hello there! Omg that’s so funny! He sounds like a blast! :)

As you wish, sunshine.

Das placed a hand over his mouth to try and stifle the slowly building giggle at Faeron’s face. He had never, in all his time, seen Faeron look so defeated and concerned over something so trivial. 

‘Oh! Come on, love! It really ain’t that bad!’

‘It is. It’s horrible! I look like I’m 12… Jus-’ Faeron turned to look at Das, fully suited and booted, with a sad indignant look plastered over his face. ‘Look at me!’ 

‘We’ve all gotta wear one.’ Das smiled 

‘Then I’m not going.’ Faeron folded his arms, and pouted. 

‘Don’t be daft. You gotta bloody go!’  Das said giggling. 

‘Please don’t make me wear this. It looks so stupid on me!’ Faeron pleaded, turning to once again check in the mirror only to find that he really did hate himself in this suit. Being so small and slight of build a dress suit wasn’t the most flattering for his body.  

Das crossed the room and wrapped his arms around Faeron pressing the sides of their heads together and smirked at Faeron in the mirror. ‘What if I said I think you look bloody gorgeous? Think I might be able to see what it looks like when you wear a smile with it then?’ 

Faeron’s lips pouted outwards before breaking into a playful smile.‘I don’t know. Why don’t you try telling me and see what happens.’ he raised an eyebrow slightly.

It’s hardly any wonder Das was not exactly popular with the Chantry folk.

(Foul language ahead. You’ve been warned.)

Josephine: ‘Some people are calling you - an elf - the Herald of Andraste.’

Das: ‘Maker’s blazin’ ol’ mattress*), WHAT?!’

Cullen: ‘Well, at least we can assume now he’s actually Andrastian.’

*) ol’ mattress - alienage slang for an abused wife.

Dragon: *descends* Das: ‘FUCK Andraste’s tits!’ Dragon: *roars* Das: ‘With a hot poker!’

Revered Mother Hevara: ‘Behold the so-called Herald of Andraste, claiming to rise where our beloved fell! We say this is a false prophet! A wicked elf sent to subvert the Maker’s word!’

Das: *mutters under his breath while trying to maintain a neutral expression* ‘Maker’s word up your arse, cow...’

Varric: *sniggering in the background* ‘The Herald has spoken...’

...

How it went down in books and Inquisition propaganda:

Corypheus: ‘Know me, know what you have pretended to be. Exalt the Elder One, the will that is Corypheus. You WILL kneel...’ The Herald, proud, dignified and defiant: ‘Never!’

How that exchange really went:

Corypheus: ‘Know me, know what you have pretended to be. Exalt the Elder One, the will that is Corypheus. You WILL kneel...’ Das, pissed off, terrified out of his wits, crying like a baby and screaming at the top of his lungs in the most undignified falsetto: ‘Get one of your pet templars to suck you off, you cunt!’ (Then he attempted to hurl a snowball in Corypheus’s face. He missed.)

...

Perplexing, unbelievable, frustrating shit: happens. Das: Well, shove a trumpet up me arse and play me a flourish. Das: Bull, you’re having ideas. Stop it.

...

#1 - /here/ (WARNING: Foul language ahead.)

Things you could hear the Herald say... (From Varric Tethras’s notes, with translation to ‘decent people common’.)

° Das. Halamshiral.