#darvy

Darvy my boys

We all love them

Anyway Davey’s birthday

Darcy’s favorite day of the year

This boy

He goes all out

Balloons, cake, tons of presents, all the things

Darcy actually got Davey to sleep for once

So Darcy gets up super early just to make breakfast for Davey

Maya also helps him because she is the best

He also got Davey’s favorite milkshake from the diner where they had their first date

But he also gets Davey some iced coffee

Because this boy needs his caffeine 

So when Davey wakes up

Darcy brings in the food and milkshake and coffee

There is so much food my goodness

Anyway so

Darcy has Davey open two presents after breakfast

Davey thought those were the only presents and internally thanked god

Spoiler alert they weren’t but we’ll get into that later

ANYWAY

The first present was a hoodie

Now since Davey is taller than Darcy, he can’t really wear Darcy’s hoodies so Darcy likes getting hoodies in Davey’s size and spraying his cologne on them

Or he wears them for awhile before giving them to Davey

So that was Davey’s first present

And the second one was a pair of slippers

Don’t ask why he just thought it’d be a nice gift

So then Darcy is like alright ready to go ice skating

“I’m sorry wHAT”

“You heard me. Now put on your hoodie and get dressed”

My poor boy

He was so against it

And then they got on the ice and he realized he was really good at it

Darcy however

My other poor boy

HE THOT HE COULD

He could not

So it gave Davey an excuse to hold his hand

Even though he didn’t need one but ya know

Darcy is a god awful ice skater and should just stick to sitting on top of basketball hoops

So anyway

I need to stop saying that but whatever

So after their done Darcy probably fell and hurt his back because that poor boy will never stop having back problems please god give him a break

So after that Darcy takes him to lunch at the diner they went on their first date on

It's their favorite place leave them alone

Tater tots and milkshakes that’s all they order

I swear

Right so

After that they go to a park just to hang out for awhile

They lay down on a grass hill

Their just talking and laying there

Right and so then Davey just laughs

No reason he just laughs

Darcy is like what?? the?? Fu-

He gets tackled by Davey who is still laughing

They started rolling down the hill

Their both laughing and loving life

It's adorable 

So eventually they decided to head back to Darcy’s place

And like Davey knows something’s happening but like

Oh he wasn’t ready

“ITS BRITNEY BITCH”

Everyone jumps out dressed as ninjas

But

But they yell the Britney thing

Davey almost has a heart attack

“when I said surprise me I DIDN’T MEAN THIS”

“i’m overDRAMATIC OKAY?”

God I love these boys

“I hope you like it though because it took a lot of convincing and money to assure that Race didn’t dress up like Shakira”

Everyone changes out of ninja clothes because they just said no

Eventually Davey is forced to open presents 

He insisted no one get him anything

He knew they wouldn’t listen

So he opens them and just like

He loves his friends so much

They love him just as much if not more

He’s the best I’m telling you

Les filming Davey’s reaction to the card he got him

“Happy birthday Raven god dammit Les”

“Oooh Davey said a potty word” -Maya

Les is smiling so much

Darcy high fives him and hands him five bucks and Brendon Disco (Darcy’s lizard)

“DARCY THERE’S SEVEN HERE THAT SAY THEY’RE FROM YOU”

So no one tell me but Harvey and Donna are endgame right?

Cause I’m so invested in them that I might cry and they’re perfect and I love them and I need them together ASAP.