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A/N: YES. IT'S BEEN A WHILE. HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN. I absolutely remembered today is the 1 year anniversary of ahwm absolutely this is not a coincidence what are you talking about ahahahahha. I've been busy w/ school and drawing and general depression and anxiety with the current situation but I'm getting back into it! Vampire reader. That's pretty much it. Rated T, a bit of cursing, mentions of blood, mentions of fangs. A slightly suggestive phrase but that's just Illinois like there has to be at least one with him it's the law. ALSO. NEW RULE? IF I'M DOING LIKE HCS OR SMTHN I WILL DO 6 AT A TIME. I CANNOT BE WRITING 14 DIFFERENT EGOS AT ONCE I JUST CAN'T I'M SORRY. anyways enjoy!
Vampire!Reader x Egos Headcanons
General
Not much PDA
Not much going out in general
You have to cover your whole body when you do, unless itâs nighttime
You spend much of your time inside or in the forest
Youâre basically nocturnal
You do drink blood, and you donât need a lot of it
You drink human blood only if they give permission
You donât kill people
You know or know of some other supernatural creatures that exist
You are friends with a werewolf. One specifically. You know the one.
Darkiplier
You both are edgy as all hell itâs perfect!
Politely asks you not to bite him
a) because heâs not human and b) because itâll hurt
You both are very calm and well-spoken. So. not much happens.
However, you are both, in fact, dumb bitches, so things are still entertaining
âMy darling, would you like some garli-mmm nevermind...â
You go out with him sometimes on romantic moonlit walks
You donât have to wear as much then
You make him get a pet, a black cat specifically
He loves it
You named it Darko, Dark for short, and he hates the name
Like he hates the name a lot
It is irrational how much he hates the fucking name
He calls it DA
He never explains why
When you want blood heâll trap a deer or something
You go into the forest and drink a little of its blood
Heâs surprised
âWhat am I, a werewolf?â
Heâll ask you about supernatural creatures, and how to defend against them
Youâre pretty sure heâs an eldritch entity so you arenât sure why heâs asking YOU
He wonât ask how you became a vampire, that seems personal
He never gets startled when you turn into a bat
He can hear your lil wingbeats from a mile away
Sometimes youâll sleep as a bat and he just smiles at you hanging from the fan
Fine with you not interacting with others, like he does much of thatâŚ
Just likes hanging out in your fucking giant victorian mansion with you
Wilford
We all know that his type is, in fact, edgy bitch
Therefore, you are perfect
Dark clothes? Check
Edgy backstory? Probably
Kinda scary? Oh absolutely
And he loves you for that!
He doesnât want to be a vampire, but he fuckin loves your teeth
Heâll ask you to bare them and then heâll do a happy wiggle afterwards
He loves dancing with you, slow or fast
Itâs always romantic
Heâs basically a god so like. Anything you ask for heâs gotchu
You said you were hungry and he fucking kidnapped someone
You said you were hungry, that was on you
You then explain that you donât need a whole FUCKING PERSON
He then steals some blood bags from the hospital
âOh, calm down! They have enough!â
Likes taking you out, so you go on night walks a lot.
Youâre not used to social interaction, so he makes sure to steer you away from people
Unless you want to talk to them, then he starts up a conversation and lets you take over
You donât understand people, and neither does he! Itâs great.
Likes when you turn into a bat
He doesnât know why, it just makes him happy
You made him adopt a black cat
He named it Colonel Whiskers
Loves you and your castle and your weird ass little quirks
Actor
Bite him.
BITE. HIM.
LET HIM BE IMMORTAL
You refuse for the sole reason that he is a dick.
You do get along because you both are, in fact, pretentious
You wear those silk robes around the house, and he gets mad at you
HE is the sexy mysterious one, COME ON!
At least you wonât have an edgier backstory than himâŚ
Likes slow dancing with you
Very much enjoys your Aesthetic
Believes that he too belongs in a Victorian era castle isolated from the world
Loves the dark romance
Is a Fancy Boy
Was fully prepared to murder someone for you to drink their blood
Surprised when you said it wasnât necessary???
Buys a horse or smthn
Asks about supernatural beings and which are immortal
He asks that a lot
He worries you sometimes.
Hates it when you turn into a bat
Youâre small and you fly around and youâre fucking GROSS
He doesnât. He doesnât like animals very much. Besides dogs I mean.
Buys you clothes because youâve been wearing the same shit for fucking EVER
Donât worry, theyâre all black, dark purple, or dark red
Sometimes you decide to go on a walk and he tags along
Possessive bitch
Thinks youâll leave him if you talk to other people
He scares them or leads you away
Was fine with a black wolfdog you brought home after searching for food
Names it Phoenix, and you call it Nix for short
Is deeply in love with you, but will never say or show it
Yancy
He thinks youâre wonderful!
Originally a bit mean to you
He thought YOU thought you were better than him
He saw the fangs and backed off
He asked about them and you answered, so you got along
Asked if he could be a vampire
You asked if he wanted to be immortal. He declined.
Suggested you drink his blood when you were hungry
You said it wasnât necessary, but he pushed
Stared at you the whole time
âwhatâs your issueâ âthis is very⌠intimate.â
On that note: has an issue with intimacy
Youâre very cold naturally, so youâd want to cuddle
He awkwardly shifts away
Once he gets more comfortable, he might cuddle with you
Loves the silk robes you own, theyâre so fucking COMFY
AND THE SILK SHEETS?? Heaven
Absolutely loves all the fancy shit you have
You teach him how to waltz and he teaches you how to tap dance
You have a very equal give and take relationship with everything, itâs great
Neither of you like social interaction
You will if you HAVE to but mostly keep to yourselves
You love Yancy's prison buddies
They love you too
Asked if you knew mothman
You couldnât tell if he was joking
He absolutely Was Not joking
He sings to you sometimes
It echoes through the place and the Aesthetic man
Hates it when you turn into a bat
Bad. No. Stop. Scary.
A small animal flying at him is a no go
Alternatively: get him a pet dog and he will love you forever
He names it Elvis. Yeah you know why.
Overall loves you and your aesthetic, and you could tell even before you got together
Illinois
Excited but doesn't show it
He's met PLENTY of supernatural creatures
Ghosts, gods, there was a thing with that werewolf one timeâŚ
(He has the scars to prove it)
But a vampire? That's new
He doesnât live at your place because he travels a lot
He still stays there sometimes between adventures
Uncomfortable with how clean it is
You are. An immortal being. And you take the time to clean. What the fuck.
âWould YOU wanna spend eternity in a dusty ass mansion?â
His flirts are often about your fangs
You threatened to bite him and he said âpromise?â
Said you could drink his blood, but you said no
âI donât know what the fuck you got in that bloodstreamâ
Doesnât do walks but takes you on adventures
If itâs a cave. And you turn into a bat.
ONLY if you turn into a bat
Sidenote: he fucking adores when you turn into a bat
He just thinks theyâre neat
Uncomfortable with how soft everything you own is
NOTHING is soft in nature
Except. Like a lot of things. But donât tell him heâll get mad
Doesnât really want a pet bc heâll never be home to deal with it
Heâll be fine if you get one though
He wants to name it Nathan Drake he doesnât care what it is
NERD(see: Uncharted)
Will never EVER wear a fucking suit
He will DIE before he wears a suit fuck you
Dislikes anything remotely fancy
Talks about the creatures heâs met
you get Bard Vibes if ya know what i mean wink wink nudge nudge he's a whore is what I'm saying here
You hang out normally mostly
He refuses to acknowledge his feelings for you
Not after the mermaid incident.
He eventually will, i promise
Magnum
Heâs a pirate, he doesnât care
Heâs seen sirens, ancient spirits, probably Davey Jones at some point
A vampire? Low on the list of dangerous creatures
He has a whole ship made outta wood heâs not that worried
You don't really sail with him often
When you do, you're seen as a threat to anyone and everyone
He loves that about you
Warned you not to bite him or he'd stake you
You promised not to and that was enough for him
You get along with the crew fairly well
However do NOT turn into a bat around them
They will not hesitate to shoot
"UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT, MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!
You can maybe do it around Magnum and only Magnum
Doesn't like your house
He belongs to the sea
But can and will steal your sheets for himself
A pirate can have a little silk, as a treat
Offered his crew's blood to drink after a while
You declined because you don't know what the fuck kinda diseases they have
Doesn't really want a pet. He can't tell them what to do.
You bought an axolotl and he loves it a lot
Its name is Delta but he has deemed it Magnum Jr
Can't really. Fit. In any suits you have
He has to go out and get one personally tailored if he wants it
Likes dancing with you
Slow dancing. To Danny Boy.
He can't dance but that's ok he tries
You talk about land creatures and he talks about ocean creatures
So far he despises werewolves and skinwalkers
He likes spending as much time with you possible
He doesn't much like the idea of a relationship bc of his uh line of work
I read the Yancy hypnotism story and now every time he does that little head shake, Iâm imagining it as Darkâs hypnosis/mind control wiping thoughts of leaving prison from his head. That would mean that Y/N might cause him to break free from it. That or Dark just visits again and wipes Y/N from his memory.
Dark has puppets of his own that server his various whims, and he has plans for Yancy, so of course heâd erase Y/N from his memory.
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