#darkdepth

When someone says unnecessary things or is excessively loud or overenthusiastic while anyone else in the room is watching a TV show or movie for the first time, it should be socially acceptable to either bind and gag them or forcibly remove them from the room for the duration of the entertainment.

1. First impression: Oh, you want me to have your number? Ok, cool! You’re really pretty. I’ll text you tonight. (4 years later…)2. Truth is: Four years ago you careened into my life, blazing like a comet. You were so brilliant that even while not in front of me, you burned into my retinas so that everyone else became an imperfect shadow of some of your facets. 3. How old do you look: Is “hot” an acceptable age? If not, like 20-25.4. Have you ever made me laugh: Just being around you makes me more prone to laughter.5. Have you ever made me mad: Oh yes. 6. Best feature: Where do I start? I don’t think I can pick; you have eyes that tell me you love me without speaking that I would totally be fine looking into for a few years or so; you love animals even more than I, I would dare to venture; your gentleness and capacity for love inspire me; your body is hot as hell; for some reason, you think I’m pretty alight, and that’s awesome.7. Have I ever had a crush on you: A tiny one. It was like, years ago though. Water under the bridge.8. You’re my: Best friend and closest companion, my living journal, and witness to my truest self. 9. Name in my phone: “Smoking Hot Sexy Sex Mistress” (Actually it’s just your name, but I can change it if you so desire.)10. Should you post this too? Yes, because I like when you say nice things about me too.

Ahh thank you lovely! Your blog is flawless! c:Have a wonderful day! xx