#darkclark

When the weird scar your spaceship gave you tries to burn the Red Kryptonite out of your bloodstream, but you decided you hate your moral compass, so you just scream and grip your ring a lot.

Don't trust Morgan Edge, Dark Clark! He's a replicant!

And now Red Kryptonite is finally revealed as a thinly veiled metaphor for Drugs (TM).

Apparently, in Smallville, the worst thing you could possibly do is fuck someone you wouldn't ordinarily fuck, because that's all anyone does when they go "bad" on this show. Or jump in front of buses and act like that's what you do for thrills. Oh, and get black streaks in your hair because black is the color of bad.

Not even a leather jacket and motorcycle can make Clark Kent not lame. It's probably because his facial expression never changes.

Yep, definitely still Smallville. Clark Kent is still totally lame, even when he's evil. He doesn't suddenly get all hot and bad-ass

Evil class rings? This is Smallville, not Sunnydale!