#darkbind

NIGHT Shortly after Dave used magic to cure fucking Harry Grimoire finger, we decided that it was time for us to sleep.  Darkbind wanted to return to RuleCWC that night, but it was too dark and he was too tired to do that, so he decided to stay inside fucking Harry Grimoire cave until the next morning. “Whatever, puto.” Fucking Harry Grimoire said. We then said good night to each other and we started sleeping.

EXPLORING THE RUINS OF CWCVILLE We arrived at the ruins of CWCville…We have to wander for some hours across that completely devastated wasteland. It was hard to believe that just a week ago it used to be a city there before the attack of the private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. “Now that our beloved major is gone, I doubt that CWCville would be able to recover its former glory someday…”Darkbind Sonichu said, while looking at Cerah Rosechu. “However, as long there are any survivor, I think there is still some hope for the future…” “I will reconstruct CWCville, to honor the memory of my family and friends…” Cerah said with determination.  “I´m sure that this is what our beloved major and Flame the Sunbird would have wanted…” Cerah answered, and then she shed some tears, remembering her deceased family and friends. “I wish I would have been able to save at least one of them.” “They are with GodJesus now, Cerah…” Darkbind replied her, putting his hand on her shoulder. “We have to move on, and continue with our lives in order to honor their memories…”

A CELEBRATION That night there was a big celebration on RuleCWC, with lots of food, dancing and all that shit people do when they are happy. Darkbind and Zelina danced a waltz, and even when she coughed a lot of blood during the dance, both seemed every happy. I asked King Alistair about who was going to keep the Sonichu balls, but that fucking large owl was too fucking drunk to give me a coherent answer. “Don´t talk me about that shit, now bitch…Don´t you see we are celebrating our victory? I will tell you what we are going to do…We are going to go to the highest tower of this shitty castle, and we will have some sweet, anal sex there, darling… ” Just after the fucking large owl said those words, he puked, and then he fell unconscious over the floor while I looked at him lots of hate and disdain, so I kicked his unconscious body while it was laying in the floor, but the fucking large owl wasn´t badly hurt by my kick, it only farted. Then I realized King Alistair was way too drunk to do other thing than lying in the floor unconscious, and probably he confused me with a girl or a woman. (I guess) Anyway, I kicked the unconscious body of that fucking large owl once again just to feel a bit less angry with myself, and also did that because I hated King Alistair.

PART 7 THE RETURN TO RULECWC After our victory in CWCville which culminated with the destruction of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, we returned to our RuleCWC, where a lot of people were expecting for our retrun, including the king and queen of RuleCWC and Zelina Rosechu, Darkbind´s bitch. Oh, there was also Heather Iglesias, the Hispanic nanny of Cerah, who was worried for her. “Oh, my beloved one!” Zelina said, after kissing Darkbind in the mouth, and then started to cough a lot of blood. “You saved us, darling!” Darkbind nodded, and everyone seemed happy for our victory, but I was still angry for not being able to destroy that fucking bastard of Diminox, who escaped accompanied by his reptilian wizards. Fucking coward. “Someday, I will kill you, fucking demon…I will kill you along with all your fucking evil servants…”

AN UNEXPECTED TRANSFORMATION Despite our best efforts, we still weren´t able to stop Naitsirhc, who keep summoning a lot of monsters to invade the RuleCWC castle.  However, inside that castle there was a little Rosey baby who was rescued by Darkbind from CWCVille when that place was attacked by the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens two weeks ago called Cerah Rosey (Yeah, that´s right, she was the motherfucking daughter of Sonichu and Rosechu who were killed one week ago, she was the only one who survived) was filled with so much stress for the situation that she instantly evolved into her full Rosechu mode, and gained a lot of new powers; but despite that she was still fucking useless against Naitsirhc…However, once she evolved, she instantly gained some form of clairvoyance that made she to feel the urge to go to the place where Darkbind Sonichu left the blue Sonichu ball we obtained after defeating Beel. Her Hispanic nanny called Heather Iglesias asked her: “Cerah, where are you going?”  “I need to go to the bathroom, wait for me,” she replied her. It was a lie, because she didn´t went to the bathroom, but to the magical sealed room where Darkbind Sonichu left the blue Sonichu ball we obtained in CWCville after killing Beel.

THE BATTLE AT RULECWC-PART 1 Outside the castle, there was a fucking army of robots, evil demonic dragons and zombies. All those motherfuckers were leaded by two ugly motherfuckers who were pretty fucking horrible looking demons who were using human skin and bones to decorate their bones. “Holy fuck, how are we going to fight against all those fuckers?” fucking Hulk asked, and then I said “No problem I am going to use the secret inner power of the yellow Sonichu ball to get rid of all those dumb motherfuckers!” But then, the fucking Harry Grimoire (who still looked stoned) made a weird ass spell that vaporized the evil army in a flash. “Fuck yeah!” Darkbind Sonichu said, but thanks to my great intuition I knew that the battle wasn´t over yet.

KING ALISTAIR “Who the fuck are you?” I asked that fucking large random owl and the owl said: “My name is King Alistair.” Darkbind Sonichu then called that fucking large owl “his master” so I asked him: “Why the fuck are you calling that fucking large random owl your master?” “Because he was the one who trained me along with a rogue master swordsman, fucktard,” Darkbind replied me, looking at me as if I was some kind of retard (I´m not) and I fucking wanted to kill him for doing that. “We shouldn´t be fighting each other.” King Alistair said then. “Our true enemies are in CWCville, we should join forces against them…” “But how?” fucking Harry Grimoire asked.