#the annotated experiment

LEARNING ABOUT STONEDHENGE I asked Griffith if he knew something about Stonedhenge, the place where I have to fight against to fucking Diminox in order to save my father from death.  “I heard some legends about that place, but I never see it with my own eyes. Clawdorf had a deeper knowledge about that holy monument, but now he is dead and buried. However, in my house I had a very old which I never bothered to read, called the “Monuments from Wizard Planet” which was written a few centuries ago. Perhaps you will get some information from it. Griffith went to his house, and brought me the old book, which was very old and boring, almost without any picture or any joke which would have made it easier to read, but at least it had an entire chapter about Stonedhenge, saying that 5000 years ago it used to be considered some sort of portal to another dimension. According to the book, some reptilian motherfuckers which worshipped Diminox as their god, used to go to that place to make their evil spells, which had the purpose of awaken that evil bastard from his eternal sleep, and release him from the interdimensional prison where the the legendary seven Sonichu ball heroes put him. “Well, I don´t know what that fucker is planning to do, but I will have to go to that stupid place in order to fight him. If I don´t go, he will kill my father and probably would do more evil stuff…” I said, with determination. “Please, allow us to go with you!” Dave said. “No, is too dangerous,” I replied them. “If you go, you could die!” “We won´t die.” She-Hulk said and Hulk nodded. “Okay, then.” I replied them. “You will go with me, but if things get dangerous, promise you will escape!” “Ok,” my friends and fucking Harry Grimoire replied me. “Believe me, I won´t even doubt to do that,” fucking Harry Grimoirse said, but I ignored his comment.  “I don´t want to go, I need to return to RuleCWC, where my beloved Zelina is waiting for me!” Darkbind said, but I replied him: “Nobody wants you to go with us!” “Yeah, Darkbind! Nobody likes you!” Red Hulk said. “Yes. You behaved like an asshole during the battle against Eian and you didn´t want to give me the seven Sonichu balls when I needed them!” I reproached him. “I was scared!” Darkbind tried to excuse himself, but we didn´t buy any of his excuses. After me, my friends and fucking Harry Grimoire agreed to go tomorrow to Stonedhenge to have our final fight against Diminox, we went to sleep. “Good night, master” Xavier and Amanda told me, before they went to sleep. “Good night,” I replied them, before I fall sleep.

CLAWDORF´S FUNERAL After the battle, there was a lot of grieving and lamentations at Clawdorf´s death, and almost everyone at wizard city was so fucking sad and I was fucking angry at Diminox for causing the death of the old wizard which I was supposed to kill.  “I will avenge you, Clawdorf” I said to myself during Clawdorf´s burial, where we put his remains and the remains of his pony wife Jewel on a Viking ship which was set on fire. “Then I will wait for you to reincarnate into another living being and then I will you as I promised!” After I made this oath, I ordered Griffith to use his magic in order to make a super powered robotic arm for me. Griffith said: “Okay.” And he used his magic in order to have a magical robotic arm which I was ready to use in my battle against fucking Diminox.

LEAVING RULECWC Once our agreement was made, we left RuleCWC taking the seven Sonichu balls with us. Darkbind Sonichu went with us too, because the king of RuleCWC was a fucking untrusting fart. Darkbind needed 15 minutes to say goodbye to his bitch, Zelina, who said goodbye to him with tears on his eyes and coughing some blood. Then she and all the good people from RuleCWC thanked us from saving them from the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. We waved at them and then we went to the magical portal that leaded us to CWCville.

INVASION: CWCVILLE!-PART 2 While we were in our way to the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, we found a lot of robotic jerkops and manajerks who tried to cockblock our way to the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens using their robotic cocks which missile launchers and deadly rayguns. I blasted all of them with a very little glimpse of my power, and soon we arrived at the darkest zone of the ruins of CWCville, the place where the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens was. There more evil robots were waiting for us, but Hulk, She Hulk, Red Hulk, Gray Hulk and that other guy smashed them without trouble. “We will get rid of all those wusses!” Hulk said. “You go to the Private Vila of Corrupted Citizens!” While Hulk and his team fought against all those evil robots, we went to the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. A Vere Celendragon with eight heads and eight wings tried to block our way, but fucking Harry Grimoire used his magic to make it explode. Once the dragon was destroyed, our way to the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens were completely clear, and we ran to that place as fast as we could.

PART 6 THE CASTLE Some moments later we arrived at some shitty castle where a bunch of stupid soldiers received us and asked us if we were enemies. I was ready to punch those fuckers in the face, but than Darkbind Sonichu told them that we were survivors from the great destruction from CWCville. “Whaaaat? That´s not fucking true, you filthy fucking liar…” I was ready to say, but then Darkbind told me to shut the fuck up, and I hated him for doing that.