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guess who’s rewatched Hellsing Ultimate all over again
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Crack Millennium headcanons because nothing is serious and they all deserve to be mocked like the fools they are:
Major Montana Max: an idol stan. His fav is Love Live and his fav generation is Mu's. He has multiple instances of the rhythm game app and has spent literal houses worth of money to win his favorite gacha pulls.
Doc: runs the anime bathtub wiki and can identify anime girls by their feet.
Captain: probably has an OnlyFans or influencer level Instagram where he works out and sells his bath water to fund all his furry commissions because all of Millennium's funding goes to Montana's gacha addiction.
Zorin: is a reigning champion on the hit reality TV show Naked and Afraid. She has almost killed and eaten her partners because they were useless and she didn't want to see a dick for a month.
Rip: is a Disney adult. Her room is stuffed with merch and when Frozen comes out everybody in the base learns the words to Let It Go.
Schrodinger: is given access to the equivalents of those 1950s chemistry kits and has a copy of the anarchists cookbook. He's about halfway through all the recipes.
Jan: is The Man to consult on dick pic composition. Surprising understanding of lighting, pose, and frame content. Regularly consults with the Captain on how to maximize thirst traps.
Luke: most definitely catfishes people on dating apps as a hobby. His longest running is an LDR going on 2 years.
Tubalcain: has a thing for cougars. Regularly goes out to his local casinos to pick up old tourists and get pampered for the night.
Bonus Dark Walter: goes to various slam poetry nights exclusively to dunk on the poets. He has an Oxford education and does nothing with it beyond being a Mean Girl to the point he's regularly kicked out if venues. His own edgy ass poetry is surprisingly good.
Sigurd, Captain and Walter! (for that thing you just reblogged)
Thanks for the ask! Ok i was typing it out and my laptop decided to not light back up the correct way so now I have to start all over again :/ here it is Sexuality Headcanon:
Sigurd: Pansexual, dude is literally eternally horny and proud of it. Too bad I gave him blue balls in the beginning of the last fanfic in the series I'm conceptualizing rn.
Hans: He gives me bi guy vibes idk why Walter: Can't even begin to comprehend his sexual preferences. Nobody is safe from his antics (In a consensual way of course) Gender Headcanon:
They're all men.... so it's a sausage fest. A ship I have with said character: Sigurd: Pip and Seras are his two main partners, but they do have a selectively open relationship. Hans: Might make an oc for him but other than that he's alone. Walter: Whoever can keep up with him has a spot in his heart for sure.
A BROTP I have with said character: Sigurd: Alucard has a pretty close bromance for sure but maybe it will turn romantic, still working on the details of it. Hans: Fuck if I know. I think he isn't friends with anybody at millennium. Maybe Seras or Pip will be his friend if he switched sides? IDFK Walter: None. Maybe he had one with Arthur if he forgave him for making Walter a child soldier but idk really. A NOTP I have with said character: All of them ain't shacking up with or budding up with the millennium crew outside of Hans if he switches sides. I just don't see it happening. A random headcanon: Sigurd is an avid manhunter and monster hunter when he's up to it. Usually has to be sanctioned with a bounty on the target's head. It's very rare for him to do this sort of thing on his own. Walter is probably jealous of that once he learns about Sigurd's hunting escapades. Hans Def hates the major with a burning passion. I feel his tiredness throughout the series like he doesn't want to be close to anyone in the zeppelin or millennium. Still don't know why he joined anyways. As for other hc's on him. It's pretty hard to since there's very little info on him. General Opinion over said character: Sigurd: He's my best DIY blorbo yet so I love him Hans: He's hot, he's even hotter without his uniform on. Walter: Old Walter doesn't do it for me but he's pretty awesome. Dark Walter is next level stuff though, although I'd like him better if he didn't betray Hellsing and stayed a vampire.
Millennium Edition
The Major- Willy Shakes
Doc- Jawn Keets
The Captain- Jane Awesten
Zorin- Ernie Humming
Rip- Em Dicks
Alhambra- Lord Bye Ron
Luke- Tenny Son
Jan- Oscar Wild
Dark Walter- Ed AL Po
Y'all I'm mad about it
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Some dark Walter because. I am fond of him
I read a post where someone wanted a picture of Vampire turned Walter smiling when he spoked to Seras after she thanked him for everything. I've been making such a picture, or something close, but I've been having no luck finding the person that wanted the picture.
Here is my picture before the corrections. On Thanksgiving, my niece said he looked realistic when I was 2/3 done. She's six last I checked!
In the following picture: I touched up on the hair, eyes, clothes, and started on his hair tie.
I finish the hair tie and shirt. Also, I changed his smile! 😃
And final touches in color!
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Art © Me Walter © Hirano