Mar 8, 2021
Daniel Memes
Sam: *wearing dark gray*
Tucker: Breakin out the spring colors I see.
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Daniel Memes
Sam: *wearing dark gray*
Tucker: Breakin out the spring colors I see.
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Daniel Memes
Danny: *puts hands over Sam's eyes* Guess who!
Sam: Either Danny or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Danny: Its Danny!
Sam: Damn it.
Daniel Memes
How The Phantom Group Makes Ramen
Sam: Makes her ramen on the stove in a pot. Maybe puts extra things in it like more spices and herbs. Made to perfection. Gordan Ramsey stans.
Valerie: Makes it in a bowl full of water in the microwave. Time effective. Tastes fine. Simple.
Tucker: Crames it into a coffee mug with a little bit of water. Doesn't leave it in nearly long enough. Claims that he likes his noodles crunchy. Gross, honestly. Just plain weird. Get your life together.
Danny: Opens the package of ramen crushes it up. Pours the seasoning in and eats it raw. Cursed. 10/10 would not recommend. He has nothing left to lose.
Daniel Memes
*phone rings*
Danny: Hello?
Criminal: We have you're uncle.
Danny: My uncle?
Criminal: Yeah, grey hair in a ponytail, talks in a Wisconsin accent, lives in a mansion.
Danny: Ok, have fun. *hangs up* I'm glad he's getting out more.
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Daniel Memes
Sam: I'm into dark humor.
Danny, turning off the lights: Wanna hear a joke?
Daniel Memes
Dan (disguised as Danny): Shoot Him! I'm the real Danny!
Tucker: You fucking dumbass,*aims* The real Danny would never give up a chance to die!
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Sam, talking to Tucker: Me and Danny dont have pet names for each other.
Tucker: Yeah uh huh. What's that movie called the one with the pig?
Sam: Babe?
Danny, from the next room: Yes, sweetie?
Tucker: Don't ever fucking lie to me again.