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Wreckmate Log #11
Roomate: so does that mean twording(THEY SAID THE WORD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BUFFET) covers both of those?
And that mutherFLUFFER had the nerve to smirk at me from across the tableππ
Me: SHUT UP WE'RE IN PUBLIC(whisper yelling is a thing)
Roomate: whaaat, you gettin nervous or something? Why's your face getting flushed?
Me: ahsksja just wait till we get home π‘
Roomate: oh yea? π
Me: STAHP THATπ€£
#wreckmate log#DANG FLABBIT#of course nothing happened cause like when you eat at all you can eat buffets the only acceptable thingies are tum tum rubbies#amd a food coma XD#and on the way to the car they said something on the way out#and I started making noises(legitimately cause sometimes I just hear random noises when people talk) and they were like#laughing cause they knew I was just trying to understand what they were saying#but when we got in my car and driving back they were like what you don't wanna sit here for a sec?#AND STARTED MOVING THEIR HAND CLOSER TO ME A and I was like NOOOO and started the car quickly π€£#but then they said something and I made more bodies and they grabbed my face and turned it towards them(still not driving)#and they're like you make all sorts of noises don't ya#AND I-#AHHHHHH#(β ββ ββ Πβ ββ )β ββ 彑β β»β ββ β» my insides#AHDKDHSKSKSJ#AND I PUT THAT BITCH IN DRIVE AND ZOOMED AWAY(SAFELY)#but AGH#tato talks#mine#personal#I also don't use the word love to express emotion in relational aspects which is also why it made the coolie funnier#and they commented on it hehehe#ANYWAY#if anyone wants to rub my tum tum cause I'm so full pls holla at ya spud#not literally though I don't like yellin#and I didn't mean bodies I meant *noises
