i think kurloz is cool bc he’s just so... blatently sinister? like... guy is so much more culty about clown church than literally any other purple i’ve seen, he wears a skeleton suite and booty shorts exclusively, He mind controls his girlfriend on the regular degular. man cut out his own tonge his friends know him as the only guy who was around when mituna fucking exploded his own brain and ask zero questions bc they know they won’t get answers he just stands there staring and hating people most of the time when he’s not getting pegged by catgirl dick mituna seems to like having him around dispite kurloz deffie not being good for him except what if he is?? guy has and gives absolutely zero answers to literaly fucking anything he has a small roll to play in bringing le to fruition but revels in every second, i think he’d let gamzee chop off his horns if he asked, mans is unhinged in the most chill way possible except for when he’s screaming and cutting out his own tonge and sewing his mouth shut.
i love him
