#dancesonmoonlight

Wh-what even???? What even is that logic? I swear to god people need to just fucking stop and get lives

The woman ships Reylo and by their logic that means that she is somehow the worst person and Elijah Wood shouldn’t have visited her in Animal Crossing. I just can’t.

Looking at the Return to Ostagar DLC in Origins, King Cailan was having an affair with the Celene and was gonna divorce Anora to marry her, uniting Fereldan and Orlais, so I think Celene is bi

Celene is a lesbian. She was trying to marry Cailan as a political move to take over Ferelden, but had no actual, real feelings for him. This is mentioned in The Masked Empire. 

“Not long before you and Ser Michel destroyed dear Gaspard, Remache declared the grand duke to be an oaf, uncultured and boorish. He said that Gaspard would not be invited to the winter hunt in Lydes this year, and that if I found his suit agreeable, that Gaspard would not be hunting in Val Firmin, either.” Briala was planning Celene’s dress for the day as she listened, picking out jewelry and accessories that would complement Celene’s scheduled activities. “That is a much more generous offer than earlier. If Remache can pull those lords and ladies with him, Gaspard will have no one left to listen to his calls for war with Ferelden.” “But to lose my midnight visits from you?” Celene asked with a smile. “I think that price too high.” Briala’s lips twitched in a smirk. “You would hardly be the first ruler to receive the occasional midnight visit from someone other than your lord husband.” But her eyes didn’t meet Celene’s as she said it. “And if marrying into Ferelden is no longer an option...” “I fear it is not.” Celene had once, in her younger years, hoped to do through marriage what Meghren and his apocryphal mabari had failed to do by force. With the strength of Ferelden behind it willingly, the Orlesian Empire would have had the power to drive back Nevarran aggression and even give Tevinter pause. Unfortunately, King Cailan had already been married at the time. Given how much blood had been shed to put a new king on Ferelden’s throne—and how much Ferelden still had to rebuild after the most recent Blight—any perceived manipulation from Orlais would be taken as another attack. She could have married another Fereldan noble, of course, but that would have caused the opposite problem. The more warlike nobles, like Gaspard, would clutch at their swords even if Celene married a Fereldan king, indignant that the empress of the world’s greatest nation had lowered herself to marry the king of the dog-lords instead of one of them. If she married anything less, too many more would agree with them. And in her heart, Celene honestly would as well. “It is worth considering,” Briala said, interrupting Celene’s thoughts. Celene glanced over to see that Briala was refilling her teacup, her eyes still downcast. “It is not.” Celene took the elven woman by the shoulder and gently tilted up Briala’s chin until those beautiful eyes met hers. “If I tie myself to some lord, it will be for more than good hunting grounds on the Deauvin Flats.” Perhaps it was selfish. Perhaps it was a mistake in the Game, even. But Celene had lost enough of her own life to the Empire of Orlais already... as had Briala.

Also, Weekes specifically said both she and Briala are lesbians on Twitter, though he’s allergic to the word apparently:

My Tumblr Crushes:

slagginbitch (19%)

dancesonmoonlight (8%)

lafaiette (7%)

greenfleas (7%)

biotic-commando (7%)

loonyloopy (5%)

jupiter235 (4%)

abutterflyobsession (3%)

Just wanted to send you some words of encouragement! All your ships are adorable and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise! Keep sailing high, my friend! 💕

*me, someone who is gluten-intolerant* BOI