#dancer things

Papa: see they don't care if you're dying. They're like " oh you're dying? But are you dead yet?"

This woman did nothing but fucking complain. Oh but my knee hurts, oh but I kind of fell when trying that trick etc etc. I knew then that she didn’t have what it takes to make money in a club.

She told me she’d go travel an hour away to a club to get into more money and I said “don’t do that you’ll hurt your own feelings.”

She asked what I meant and I stated plainly “they’re going to look you up and down and say you’re too fat sorry. You don’t have the makeup skills, hair skills, pole or floorwork nor the high class experience they need, im sorry.”

This cocky girl tried anyways and sobbed for an hour on her way home because they did exactly what I said they would do.

Do not go into dancing thinking you can walk around with undone brows, no makeup, stinky breath, horrific posture, and frizzy hair and make money. You will fail.

“can you do the splits?”

“do the parents fight like on Dance Moms?”

“is it like Dance Moms?”

“what styles do you do?” 

“are there any boys in your class?”

“do a dance right now!”

“I’m a dancer too!!!” *does a purposefully really really really bad turn to make fun of ballet*

“do you ever do Tik Tok dances?”

“I can dance!!” *does a fortnite dance*

“ooh, can you teach me?”