Mum: But do you know how much dough you'll be making?

Sis: Not really.

Me: .... You're baking?

Sis: Yep.

Me: ... Do you have to do it NOW?

Sis: Yep.

Really sis?? Fine

1.Kissed a girl?  Yes

2.Kissed a boy?  Yes

3.Had sex in public?  Nope

4.What’s your religion?  Other/assorted mishmash of things

5.What does your URL mean?  JohnVris otp of otps

6.Reason you joined tumblr?  Mostly to keep up with rps (like that happened)

7.Do you have any nicknames?  A lot, mainly because I answer to whatever people call me

8.Do you like bubble bath?  HELL YES

9.Kissed in the rain?  I WISH that seems wonderful

10.Dyed your hair?  Yep

11.Soup or salad?  Usually soup

12.Vegetable or meat?  MEAT

13.Go out drinking?  Stay in drinking

14.Smoke cigarettes?  Eh it helps with anxiety attacks

15.Smoke weed?  Have in the past, too broke to do it regularly

16.Do any hard drugs?  Too broke to even try

17.Have you had sex today? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?  Yeah and it was nice, a long time ago though

19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?  High school crush, didn’t talk for like two years then started talking again recently, they’re hella cool

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?  Yes, and pretty eyelashes of all things

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?  Of course

22.Tried to commit suicide?  yeah

23.The last time you felt broken?  now

24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?  all the time

25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?  my “love life” is a tangled mess

26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?  shortish but getting shaggy, I need a haircut

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?  Eyes or voice

28.Do you sing in the shower?  OOOOH MEN OF DARK AND DISMAL FATE

29.Do you dance in the car?  ish yeah more awkward swaying

30.Where were you yesterday?  home

31.Ever used a bow and arrow?  yes

32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? senior class photos in high school

33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?  musical theater is AWESOME

34.Is Christmas stressful?  god yes

35.Favorite type of fruit pie?  Mixed, cherries, blackberries and raspberries are delicious when baked together

36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?  inventor, scientist, writer, actor, doctor, lawyer, normal kid things i guess

37.Do you believe in ghosts?  yes

38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?  all the time

39.Take a vitamin daily?  i should but i don’t

40.Wear slippers?  slippers are awesome

41.Wear a bath robe?  wearing one right now

42.What do you wear to bed?  pretty much anything but I usually wake up naked

43.Do you want to get married?  yes

44.Can you curl your tongue?  yes

Relationship preference:

45.How many relationships have you had?  I don’t even know, it’s a complicated mess.  I’d say 4 “real” ones or at least what society would call real

46.How can I win your heart?  There really is no one set way

47.what makes a great relationship?  As corny as it sounds, trust

48.Shy OR open?  I’m hella shy but I hide behind a façade of bravado and overt sexuality

50.Religious OR non-religious?  Just don’t force it down my throat and idgaf

51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?  Caring, any day

52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?  Not straight edge at all

53.Piercings OR no piercings?  Either or

54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?  Either or