#damihux

(a/n: this is solely based on one of my tiktok interests </3. reqs open!)

"When you do their taxes, I'll do the dishes."

Damien's eyes flitted up to the screen hanging nebulously somewhere by his nose. His head was nestled against Huxley's chest, their legs tangled together beneath sheets that had been kicked down to a rumpled heap at their feet.

His brows twitched. After every minute and a half or so, there would be a gap of silence accompanied by the rasp of Huxley's thumb against the phone's surface.

"Huxley." His voice broke the comfortable quiet that fell betwixt them when they did their own things. "We have Netflix. We can watch Young–"

"Yeah, yeah. I know." Huxley smiled down at his boyfriend, giving him a firm squeeze with the arm currently wrapped around him. "But I'm too far in to stop now. And they're adding more every day."

His eyes crinkled at the edges in the way that made Damien's chest constrict since he was branded his 'good luck charm' amidst the clatter of bowling pins and intermittent cheering.

"At this point, I have to be their most consistent viewer. It'd be sacrilege to stop."

Damien snorted, shaking his head. "It's sacrilege to waste a television show that was made for television that we could watch on a television on your phone."

Huxley, of course, didn't take the bait, simply shrugging and scrolling to the next episode, or rather, clip.

Despite himself, Damien couldn't help but to let his eyes drift upward every so often. The large yellowed captions smack dab in the center of the video certainly made watching it easier, and he would be lying if he said that some odd section of his brain didn't light up at the novelty of watching a show in a vertical fashion.

"He annoys me sometimes."

Huxley peered down again, a semi-triumphant smile settling on his lips. "Who?"

"Sheldon." Damien answered, giving Huxley a beat to respond with a succinctly righteous remark, and when he didn't, continued.

"It doesn't take an actual genius to recognize when people are upset sometimes. Accuracy is great and all, but he needs balance."

Gavin&Freelancer: …..

Freelancer: what’s hux wearing that face for?

Lasko: Well..Damien called Huxley his husband to their housesitter over the phone and..he hasn’t come down from that high yet…

Gavin: and by the looks of it, I don’t think he ever will 

Some Damien/Huxley Lines That Make Me Wanna YELL

- You know me. Yeah. I do.

- that Please before they kiss for the first time

- Followed by I’ve been thinking about that for so long

- You’re always so gentle with me. With everything. I’m not used to that

- I am so fucking into you

- But I love your heat

- I wrote it down in my phone. It was important

- You’re crazy. Crazy about you.

- No can do, baby

- I don’t care about the race, I care about you

- Awww, there’s my man

- You are so fucking wonderful

- I’M RIGHT HERE 😭

BA BONUS ROUND (bc some of their cutest moments are hiding within the horny)