#damandyz

ask and you shall receive anon

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title: project pact

dariaxmandy au

"Men are trash," Caught off guard by her friend's complaint, Daria snorts on her end of the line, otherwise staying quiet, "are women this difficult? Because jesus, if they are, there's no hope for either of us."

And, well, Daria wouldn’t exactly describe her past dating life as easy per-se, but it was definitely no walk in the park either. Apparently not as dramatic as Mandy’s on again off again situationship with her (now ex)beau, Adam.

"You know what! Why don’t you and I get married? I mean, I’m going to end up single and alone anyway. At least this way I’ll avoid overhearing my relatives call me ‘desperate’ at family functions … granted, I’ll still be fabulous and my niece will continue to think I'm the coolest person alive, but why not steer clear from that reality when I can just marry you."

Yes, definitely, buuuuuut I’ve kinda, sorta, started writing a new dariaxmandy fic to get the juices flowing and now I’m 6k deep and don’t know how to stop 😅

First of all thank you. I’m glad you like them. This one might be shorter since I can’t think of too many

They want a big a family but they don’t want to be outnumbered by too much either 😂 so 3 (you can imagine which genders they are if you want).

Originally Mandy planned to carry but sadly, none stick. Daria offers but Mandy knows she really doesn’t want to so they leave it as a last resort and try adoption instead and it works out first try. They adopt twins and once they adjust to mom life (3-4 yrs down the road) they try again.

The twins are night and day (since I don’t want to gender them, we’ll call them twinA and twinA*)

TwinA is an intro/extrovert. If you’re close to them they’ll talk your ear off inviting you into their world. They’re into animation, writing fanfic, and would rather spend a day reading instead of sitting in front of tv with the exception of pro wrestling. TwinA* rolls to the beat of their own drum. What ever inspires them they dive in head first and give it their all, whether it’s in fashion or school. They’re a bit of a social bug and very protective of their siblings.

Kid # 3 (we’ll call them baby Sac-B) will most likely end up following in their moms footsteps and get into pro wrestling. It’s what they and TwinA bound over and when they’re both old enough and plan out their tagteam name and moves. They’ve definitely broken some beds, practicing moves until Daria buys them a trampoline. They’re a people person but has single minded focus on getting to their destination and won’t let anyone deter them from that. Daria calls TwinA, bug. TwinA*, bugga and calls baby Sac-B Rosebud (on account they act just like Mandy). Together they make Team3! Mandy just refers to all three as her babies.

The kids are close with their parents but in different ways. If they’re having relationship problems or need help learning a new skill, Mandy’s their go to. If they’re looking to fourwheel in the mud or need advice about life, Daria helps them get to their own solution without intervening too much.

Daria’s a “cool” mom but her and Mandy are a united front, always. If they have differing opinions, she’ll wait until they’re in private to argue the kids side because Mandy can kinda be uptight.

Mandy retires from wrestling and puts all her professional efforts in the family business: DaMandyz donuts/merchandise takes off and they open up a chain of them. She also runs a skin care and fashion line.

Daria is on season 4 of Senses, an Emmy winner, has done a few Indy films and is in talks to join the MCU in the next phase of the universe.

When the time comes Mandy teaches them all how to cook.

Mandy’s been known to kindly curse out other parents/teachers/sport officials who pick on her kids. They even had to ban her from a few games.

They teach them about differences,i.e: classes, race, religion, genders, sexual orientations, identities and make it clear everyone is to be treated with respect and kindness. And while it’s easier said than done, to call out BS when they see it.

BUT ALSO they have to have the talk in the household because they are a mixed race family …..!

Both Mandy and Daria have to educate themselves on how to raise (a) child(ren) that don’t look like them or have the same hair texture as them because they want them to take pride in who they are and will grow up to be.

The twins excel at track. TwinA* also joins the yearbook committee and switches between high school and early college. Baby Sacs-B starts kickboxing when they’re 12 hoping it’ll help in their future wrestling career.

They have a family dog! He’s a husky (idk a name though 🤷🏾‍♀️😂)

After Mandy and Daria finalize their first adoption they move to TN so they’re close to their hometowns but not too close, and will have plenty of space to raise a family in the burbs.

Daria refuses to buy a minivan, instead purchasing an eco-friendly SUV. “Mandy, I can’t be seen in this thing!” She outwardly objects when her wife suggests an 8 seat, silver Honda Odyssey.

Baby Sacs-B is a neat freak. TwinA is messy but not as bad as their twin. It drives Mandy up a wall. “Oh my god, what do I have to do? Pay you to clean up after yourself!?”

“…yes?”

Overall they’re pretty good kids, TwinA* does have a smart mouth. TwinA got caught smoking pot and Baby Sacs-B is pretty much unproblematic. The twins tease them for being a goody two shoes.

Happy Pride friend 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

(so this got long 🙃, ha, my bad; also written in no particular order) ENJOY!

Head canons:

They both like eating and cooking, being Italian it kinda comes with the territory but while Mandy is more likely to stick with family tradition following the recipe, Daria tends to go off script. Either way they both make fantastic meals in the kitchen.

Both are terrible drivers but Mandy’s worse.

They come from big families and in the (far) future they’d like to emulate that. Mandy’s willing to carry, but they also want to adopt.

Mandy stress bakes.

For their first Halloween as a couple they dress as Danny Zuko and Sandy.

Whenever they’re at an event they always find time to sneak away for a quick make out session. They’re friends can tell by the satisfied smirk on Mandy’s face and the pleased lust blown look in Daria’s eyes.

Daria proposes.

Daria drunk at her bachelorette party: I want my wife 🥺

At game nights with friends they make them split apart due to some weird BFF/couple telepathy thing they have going on. “It’s not fair y’all win every game.” And “it’s not fair y’all are sore losers”. Mandy’s a bit competitive.

Even before they started dating, Mandy been known to steal Daria’s clothes for her own use.

Mandy’s love languages are: physical touch & acts of service. Daria’s love languages are: quality time & acts of service.

They’re both pretty good with money and have shared/separate accounts. Mandy usually manages the bills though and purchases anything they need for the house.

Daria’s a bit of a closet dork with a compilation of corny jokes at the ready, in the beginning Mandy refused to admit how much it turned her on.

From time to time, Mandys been known to send Daria a kinky texts or risqué pictures while they’re in public or at family gatherings just to see the blush cover her girlfriend’s face.

Mandy really likes sitting between Daria’s legs. It’s her comfort space. Plus her girlfriend gives the best hugs.

When Daria wears a suit, Mandy loves tying her tie for her and always gives her ass a squeeze. What can she say, tailored suits on her girl really do something for her. (One time Daria kept the tie on during sexy time and Mandy has that memory locked and loaded for future spank bank purposes)

They openly flirt like all the time (even before they knew what they were doing and started dating). Daria likes to think she’s better at it but most of the time Mandy can just look at her and it brings Daria to her knees, literally 😏

Before they got married Mandy’s stance on tattoos were “you don’t put bumper stickers on a Ferrari”. But then Daria goes and gets (Mandy’s) kiss print💋 tattooed on her v line and jeez that’s hot. All of her tattoos are hot and she really likes taking her time appreciating them, especially that one.

Until they’re ready for kids they’re the cool rich aunties who spare no expense when it comes to their nieces and nephews.

Mandy pulls a John Mulaney, “That’s my WIFE!!!!” right after they say I do and kiss.

They put they’re passports to good use honeymooning in Dubai. For every wedding anniversary they spare no expense and take a trip overseas at exclusive resorts.

One time Mandy comes home drunk after a night out with her girls, and lays down on the bedroom floor. Daria tries to get her in bed but Mandy is adamant she can’t. “You’re so kind but no thank you. I have a girlfriend who I love and really, you don’t want the trouble. She used to be a professional MMA fighter.” 😂 Daria carries her to bed once she’s passed out.

One time Daria kissed Mandy’s neck and before she could stop the words, they slipped, “don’t kiss my neck unless you’re trying to get fucked!” right in front of her family at a summer bbq 😳

They make sure to take a day out of each week for date night even if they’re on separate sides of the world they’ll FaceTime and Netflix a show or eat a meal together.

“I love you,” being said is big in their household.

Daria’s definitely the little spoon (what!? she really likes cuddling Mandys boobs. can you blame her 🤷🏾‍♀️)

In the beginning of their sexual relationship Mandy was very shy because she’d never been with a woman buuuut once Daria makes it clear she’s going to like whatever Mandy has to give, she lets her wild side loose. And let’s just say their sexual chemistry and appetites for one another is nuclear.

They’re best friends first, always, and keep that in mind whenever there’s a disagreement. Communication is big with them (a skill, admittedly, Daria had to learn since her past relationships was more love’em and leave’em) but Mandy stresses if this was something Daria really wanted then she’d have to put forth equal effort to make it work.

Daria is the movie buff especially when it comes to the MCU and drags Mandy to every single one even though the blonde still gets it mixed up with DC sometimes.