Mar 21, 2024
Monkeybird thoughts
Okay okay okay, imagine before they start dating Marcus tells Bajie and Wukong about his crush on Damian and they just. Don't get it.
Not in a homophobic sense but like "Why would you like a mortal boy when there are plenty of nice boys in the Celestial Realm?"(Never mind that Marcus has never been to the Celestial Realm)
And Wukong tries to get it but he doesn't because Damian isn't even a meta. Like, Marcus could bench Damian why does he get so stupid around this mortal????
Eventually they just stop trying to understnad and are just like, "Welp, he makes you happy so I guess it's fine."
#they do it out of a place of love#also because they know that Damian will most definitely die before Marcus#Marcus Sun#monkeybird#daimus#I love them I do#I just need to get better at anatomy#headcanons#thots even#also once they start dating bajie does the math and realizes that Damian is in fact smarter than marcus#and now he doesn't know why Damian is dating him
