#dagahn

Hope: Instead of saying I wish, start saying I will!

Phog: I will my brother still loved me.

Hope: Now you're getting it!

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Elma: We did it! We slew the tyrant! Unfortunately, Cross has somewhat traumatized-

Cross: CRIKEY! YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT CROC MATE?!

Elma: He thinks he's Steve Irwin.

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*The Ganglion have kidnapped Lin in an effort to find the Lifehold and have presented her to Luxaar*

Luxaar: So let me get this straight. I sent you shit-tits off to get me the Lifehold location, and instead you bring me a toddler.

Dagahn: Well we DID bring back the Lifehold location.

Luxaar: AND a toddler! Did you try, I don't know, taking it from her?!

Goetia: Well we thought about it on the way back, but it's in her hair clip and it relaly brings the whole "kawaii-gearhead" thing together.

Ryyz: And if we resize it, you'd rock that shit!

Luxaar: ...Fair enough.

Lin: My mom's not gonna let you get away with this!

Ryyz: BIG FU**ING WHOOP! We beat Ga Jiarg, and that guy's strong as shit!

Lin: Oh yeah? Well so did my mom!

Ryyz: By herself?!

Lin: Yeah!

Luxaar: ...Oh God, your mom is Elma. ...OH MY GOD, YOU MORONS STOLE ELMA'S KID?! HOW?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU STEAL ELMA'S KID?!

Goetia: Well, first we beat up her partner, Cross.

I Pit, the great Defense Attorney will find out who killed Pittoo!

And I, Mythra the great prosecutor, will sentence the bastard who killed him!

Even me sis???

Uhh yeah of course, the legal laws shouldn’t favor particular people and it needs to be equal for everyone, so if the jury says you go to prison, than sorry, that’s just the law, nothing personal.

And I am the judge who considers just what should happen to Pyra should she be found guilty.

I’m a corpse.

And ima detective who fishes :)

Dagahn witness!

And I’m Pit’s assistant!

*The trophies of the two Ganglion shake rapidly, and light fills the room. Once the light dissipates, Luxaar could see that his general’s have been reawakened at last.*

Uuuuuggghhh… head hurt. Where… is Ryzz? Zu… Pharg?

The Zu Pharg has long been destroyed imbecile, all because of you and her. But that matters not… your assistance is greatly appreciated. And yes, Ryzz lives, though I know not for how long?

Has… the cosmic cancer been eradicated? Did my failures stall BLADE long enough to atleast allow us to deal the finishing blow to humanity?

That sounds fun :)

Dagahn like!

Tell that big idiot that I'm just gonna keep annoying him until he stops tryna commit genocide

Unfortunately, I will not.

‘Sup me and Dagahn are back from our walk. Wanna ask us questions?

Dagahn love questions!

I'm sure YOU could do much better, Grandmaster! You could actually provide a challenge!

Pfft… that idiotic machine’s goals are juvenile, as what you’d expect from an invention of humanity. I have much greater and nobler goals.

Yeah and their called talking shit about us and any askers!

Ryzz I WILL throttle you you brat!

Leave the kid alone… she’s just antsy.

Naw I just actually grew up compared to you man children. I’m gonna go outside… wanna come with me Dagahn?

Dagahn want to come!

Courtroom don’t like Dagahn…

As for Chili…here’s a recipe.

[Insert a link to a chili recipe. It’s probably noticeable that it’s a human cuisine]

Oooohhh, Dagahn like!

Back from getting legos with Shell… oh hey, I’ve tried chilli before, definitely a would recommend.

…Ryzz!

Oh shit wait wai-

*Dagahn tightly hugs Ryzz, who grimaces in pain.*

Y-yeah… it’s me!

You people… first things first, that is HUMAN cuisine! Second off, I heard such food causes digestive issues, which is another of many issues. Finally…… JUST HOW EXPENSIVE WERE ALL THOSE LEGO SETS?!!

Approximately 600 USD, or 3000 G in cost. I can’t wait to build :)

That thing doesn’t look very combat effective. Seems more like a naive child than a capable weapon.

Little Shell tiny… Dagahn barely see.