#shell legion

H-hello…

Go out, and fish small legion. I will be awaiting your victories. I especially want you to catch this mythical “size 2” fish.

ALRIGHTY… NOW THAT “THAT’S” OUT OF THE WAY, I SHALL NOW ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THIS YEARS FISHING TOURNEY!

AS YOU ALL KNOW, THE EVER MYTHICAL SIZE 2 FISH WAS CAUGHT, MAKING THE CATCHER OF THE FISH EFFECTIVEKY THE WINNER OF THE TOURNEY. THEIR REWARD FOR THEIR SUPERD SKILL IN FISHING IS……… Drum roll please………… A BILLION G AS WELL AS THIS COOL HAT I TOTALLY DID NOT JUST BUY IN A DOLLAR STORE!

NOW, THE WINNER WAS ONE WHO DID THIS BY THEIR LONESOME, APPARENTLY HAVING ONLY BEEN BORN LESS THAN A WEEK AGO. INSPITE OF THIS INEXPERIENCE THEY HAD MANAGED TO MASTER THE ART OF FIS-

HURRRY UP ALREADY IDIO-

*Ridley is snapped away, into Big Fat Meanie Penitentiary*

I ANNOUNCE THIS VICTOR TO BE……. drumroll again…….. SHELL!

AS IS CUSTOMARY OF WINNER’S OF FISHING TOURNEY’S, IT IS IMPERATIVE TO PLAY A VIDEO CONGRATULATING THEIR VICTORIES. LET IT PLAY!

*Luxaar starts to take something out, now furious.*

GUGUGUGUGU!

RELEASE THE DARK PRINCE OR FACE MY WRATH!!!!!

Now now… you may be surprised by my appearance but I Am quite civilized, I believe we both don’t wish harm on these two.

*Luxaar brings out a miniature Schezo and Dark Prince, both inside of magical jars. Schezo has several bruises on him from being shaken inside the jar*

Now… I will say this and only this, these two are quite important, valued allies for my plans, and I’d hate to see them get hurt… and I believe you three also agree, right?

Please Luxaar… if this is a hostage situation you don’t need those two. I-I can come back under your wing… and you can just let them go? Just please… you don’t have to do these things…

………Too late for that you worthless little shitstain. You and those race traitors abandoned me when I finally made some headway in the start of creating a universe for Ganglion-kind, and I could’ve let you Chimaera’s act as our half-equals. But no… you found FISHING to be the most valuable thing for some forsaken reason?! You do not deserve forgiveness Shell… you should just kill yourself in front of me brat, that will give me greater satisfaction than getting away with these two insects I will experiment on.

*Everyone stares at Luxaar, dumbfounded and silent from what he just said. Shell was the most silent of them all… likely in deep despair.*

………H-how could you….. s-say those kind of things to your own creation… y-your own c-child!?

Good to know your as ugly on the inside as you are on the outside…

*Huffing and deep breaths* Alright… it’s far enough now, I can hear them arriving.

STOP RIGHT THERE BRAIN GUY!

I’M CHOPPING YOUR HEAD OFF AND DELIVERING IT TO LADY PALUTENA!

N-nervous… I’m hoping all the fish I caught will be enough to achieve victory for the Grandmaster.

I Pit, the great Defense Attorney will find out who killed Pittoo!

And I, Mythra the great prosecutor, will sentence the bastard who killed him!

Even me sis???

Uhh yeah of course, the legal laws shouldn’t favor particular people and it needs to be equal for everyone, so if the jury says you go to prison, than sorry, that’s just the law, nothing personal.

And I am the judge who considers just what should happen to Pyra should she be found guilty.

I’m a corpse.

And ima detective who fishes :)

Dagahn witness!

And I’m Pit’s assistant!

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Yeah, today is Majima-san's birthday, he's turned 60 as of this year!

Happy birthday Majima! Do you want an ice cream cake or something else?