#daffynitions

Pun Of The Weak: #Daffynitions #3

Avoidance — A dance for people who don’t like each other.

Carbon Dioxymoron — Dry ice.

Penicillin — A cheap antibiotic.

Sarcasm — Quip lash.

Universal Remote — The invention that changes everything.

#Pun Of The Weak: Metallurgy

“Metallurgy is the study of how to keep people from being allergic to metals.” — Anon., Irving Daily News, January 15, 1979

Banker — Someone who takes a lot of interest in his work. Document — Reiterating what your doctor said in your own words. Feedback — What happens when your dog didn’t like the food. Inflation — Fate worse than debt. Midwife Crisis — What happens Daffynitions #1

Pun Of The Weak: Daffynitions #1 #humor

Abalone — What you see most of the time on TV and the web. Aftermath — After your math exam. Avoidable — what a bullfighter should do if he wants to survive. Devastation — A place where buses arrive and depart. Egotist — A person who is always me-deep in conversations.