#dad powers

I think a lot of people forget Loki has Kids so I give some headcanons about Loki and his kids.

Background:In Norse mythology Loki has 4-6 children depending on the interpretation/story. There is Sleipnir the eight legged horse. Fenrir the giant wolf, Jōrmungandr the giant snake and Hel the half human half zombie.The other two are Váli and Narvi who I can’t find much about. I headcannon some of this do not all is true mythologically.

Odin is a ass to Loki’s kids though that’s true

Sleipnir was Loki’s first child Loki was young (16-20 Human equivalent ) when he had him.

He got stuck/ cursed to be stuck as a Mare (female horse) and had Sleipnir . He was very very surprised to learn he was pregnant.... with a horse.

Despite his surprise Loki was quite ecstatic at the idea of his own child.

Thor was very confused he doesn’t really understand Loki’s magic (no one does). He is Happy about being Sleipnir’s favorite uncle though.

Loki is the mother hen to end all mother hens.

All his children can shape shift into humans. They all prefer their regular form though, and Loki loves them either way.

Odin is kinda awful to Fenrir, Jōr, and Hel. Which adds to Loki’s reasons to not like Odin list.( it is a very long list)Odin has separated all his children because they are monstrous.

Loki cried for weeks when Odin banished/imprisoned his children. It was one of the few times that Thor didn’t agree with Odin.

Thor once found Loki and all his children napping together. Once Thor learned about cameras he wished he had one in that moment.

Some how there was baby At Avengers Tower/ Headquartes. Steve ,Clint and, Nat where gone and babies give Bruce stress. So Thor called Loki . And While they where arguing about whether or not to let Loki near the children, Loki was able to change the baby’s diaper, feed him and get him nearly to sleep.

They never again protested Loki’s Dad powers.

Loki tried to visit his kids as often as possible. A task made difficult by the fact that after the alien fiasco he is no longer aloud to freely travel.

Hel brings messages back and forth between Jōr and her father when she can though.

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