#dabekah

aka the ‘slutty damon salvatore’ agenda. set around s3?

“Never have I ever slept with a Salvatore,” Bonnie says, pleased with herself as she grins pointedly at Elena and Caroline. As expected, they both drink, along with Rebekah and Katherine, and to everyone’s surprise, Klaus, Kol, and Elijah.

Damon’s eyes go wide, before he shouts “BINGO!”, drawing everyone’s puzzled attention onto him. “I’ve got the full set,” he announces proudly, and receives even more confused looks in return. “I’ve slept with all of the living Mikaelsons,” he explains, before narrowing his eyes, “unless you have another sibling stashed away somewhere,” he says accusingly, visibly relaxing when Klaus (as keeper of the caskets) shakes his head.

“No, darling,” Kol purrs, eyeing the elder Salvatore seductively, mostly to see which entertaining reactions he can pull from the doppelgänger. “Just us four left. Now tell us, who was the best? It was me, right?” He asks with a wide grin.

Stefan, staring gobsmacked at Klaus, asks him, “When was this?” Klaus smirks back. “Just a one night stand before we met, Rippah.” Damon rolls his eyes and interjects, “Like 1860, Stef. No need to get jealous - it was long before we turned.”

Elena eventually manages to gather her wits, eyes flickering around the room as she digests this newest information dump. “I’m sorry, what?!” She asks, shooting both Salvatores a hurt glare. “Since when are you two gay?” Stefan frowns. “I’m not?” He says, at the same time Damon says “Since never?”

“B-but…. Why?” Elena asks, disgust evident in her tone.

Damon pulls a face. “Look at them,” he points, the ‘duh’ implied, and Stefan nods along as his brother continues. “Why not? I highly recommend it.”

Pouting because his question remains unanswered, Kol asks again, “So, Damon, now that you’ve had the pleasure of bedding each of us, who’s your favourite?” Katherine snorts at the puppy dog eyes and fluttering lashes Kol gives. “Elijah,” Damon instantly says, tossing a saucy little wink towards the eldest Original.

“What? Why?” Kol whines, so not okay with being outdone by his big brother. “Well,” Damon starts, slowly trailing a finger around the rim of his glass, “for starters, have you seen how hard—“

“That’s enough, Damon!” Elijah says, blushing furiously. Damon looks back, innocently. “I was just gonna say how hardworking you are.” Turning back to the group, Damon grins deviously. “Plus, he’s got a huge co- “LALALALA,” Rebekah covers her ears in disgust.

“Collection of suits…” Damon trails off. “But seriously, that dick though…” He’s interrupted by a large hand slapping over his mouth, but he just licks it away. “I mean, what a ride.”

I mean... probably Klaus? Motherfucker hates Rebekah dating anyone but especially people less than and Damon is as "less than" as it can get in Klaus' eyes.

Operating under the assumption that Elena and Damon aren't in love, Elena would be more concerned. She'd probably make more of an effort to be friends with Rebekah. If they were in love at some point, Elena would be peeved but I don't see her actually hating it or Rebekah JUST on that basis. Eventually, she'd get over it, especially if they were happy or whatever. Especially if they never actually did anything before Damon and Rebekah got together (which, in my mind, they start sleeping together pretty early on. It probably starts out of jealousy on both their ends, but the point is... nothing happens between Damon and Elena yet).

Caroline would hate it, Klaus would hate it, Elijah would definitely hate it, Stefan would be indifferent about it unless he thought he could use Damon to make Rebekah chill. I don't see anyone else reacting strongly.

As for support, uh... low on options. Alaric, ig. Maybe Meredith when she comes around.

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I don't think I worded it like that but, yeah, sorta.

So the thing about the thing with Marcel is I am batshit and I liked him with Sofya and Aya, to be real. Him and Cami could've been good in theory. I was also open to him and Sophie getting back together (I don't wanna talk about it).

The thing about the thing with Rebekah is that all of her ships, within a canon lens, suck ass. They have potential outside of canon but as far as Jpec and the crew handled it, meh. But, out of the people she canonically showed interest in, my ranking would be: Damon, Stefan, Tyler, Nadia and Matt.

No hate to Matt (genuinely this time) or anything but with where they took his character, she would've gotten tired of him. Very quickly. Tyler is just my agenda for hot bitches being together. I think he'd be sick of her shit eventually, especially with her codependent ass relationship with her family.

I think it'd be funny if Katherine had to deal with Rebekah and Nadia fucking. Sorry.

Damon and Stefan are the more serious options, here. I enjoyed Stefan and Rebekah's hooking up and whatnot as well as their 20s fling and I think that they have a fondness for each other in present day. That being said, I don't think Stefan would have dated Rebekah in current day with his humanity fully intact. And also, I think he was more attracted to Klaus. I am not immune to unhealthy dynamics presented to me with bloodshed, sorry.

Damon and Rebekah is my final answer, I guess. I think they love in a similar way and have traits that complement each other. If Damon hadn't been in love with Elena by the time Rebekah had been introduced, I do think something could've came of that. Of course, they'd have to work through the whole Stefan issue, but I'm starting to think that's some kind of kink for the Salvatores, so it's whatever.

Final (serious) answers:

Marcel: Aya, Sofya, Sophie.

Rebekah: Damon, Stefan, Nadia.