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Session Titles: The Killer of Prince Sebastian
For the first time, I'm in a consistent D&D campaign. It's wild, to say the least. So I will. I'll list the session titles as our party goes on.
Session 1: It Begins
Session 2: The King's Dinner
Session 3: Disaster Party
Session 4: The Beginning of a Godly Fetch Quest
Session 5: Stories at the Roundtable
Session 6: FTSA's Unauthorized Jokes and Unauthorized Angst
Session 7: We Trap a Rabbit
Session 8: Music, Matchmaking & Murder
Darcy's 5e Antics
I play a Rogue (arcane trickster subclass) in my friend's campaign. We are now in Part 3, and because of what the party has accomplished, we are now hailed as heroes of the realm.
It is hilarious to me that, as a Rogue, we have NPCs who are constantly saying we are heroes and recognize me on sight. The cleric in our party, who is very against my stealing, reminded me that I am now a hero of the realm. To which I responded, "Yeah. I didn't want that. If people are aware of who I am, then I am doing my job wrong. Also, where do you think all the nice inn rooms have come from? You can thank our unknowing patrons."
"I would die for her ____."
Zambezi: On purpose
Bahati: If she'd do the same
Fatima: To keep her safe
The Breathtaker: If she asked me to
Cosima: If it'd help her
"Now that I've got Crossbow Expert, it's over for you hoes."
- Destra, my accidental tank of a rogue

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DM- You are in your kitchen baking muffins. Suddenly you realize the oven is on fire. P (Bard)- I play the Song of Storms (18) DM- It is now raining in your kitchen. However, the oven is a closed unit. P- I open the oven (20) DM- You open the oven and the fire goes out. What will you do about the rain? P- I play the Song of Storms backwards (18) DM- The rain stops. What will you do about the water damage? P- I call a repair man (13) DM- He answers and agrees to do the repair, but at a price. P- I offered to pay with my body (13) DM- He says "I'll do it if you bring Brad Pitt." P- I call Brad Pitt (13) DM- He answers P- I say "I'd like that booty" (13) DM- He says "All right" and asks what you need. P- I say "I need help to fuck a repair man" (19) DM- He agrees. You fuck the repair man with Brad Pitt. Your house repairs are made -End Scene-