Adashi Marraige
*While orbiting the earth*
Adam: I’m at 30,000 km/hr!
Shiro: Yeah, well I got up to 40,000 so keep trying.
Adam: I still have time. And you only got to 38,560 to be exact.
Matt (their engineer): What are you doing?
Shiro: We are deciding whose last name to take based on how fast we can go orbiting the earth.
Adam: 32,500!
Matt: Shiro, win. I don’t want to stop calling you Shiro.
Shiro *watching Adam’s speed increase to 35,000 and stay there* I don’t think we will have a problem there.
Adam: Well I guess I’ll be Adam Shirogane.














