#cusses

Now, I am in a chat where I can say something cursed, like someone said “we’re all suffering” and USUALLY I would say, “Then suffer, b***” but now I don’t cuss, and saying “Then suffer, muffinhead” would sound adorable.

So now I’m just that person who’s cursed, but in such an adorable way that it cancels out the cursed ness.

That second clause of the sentence?

“Puta’ng ina mo.” (”Puta ang” contracted) = Your mom is a ho.

But if you treated it as an adjective??

“Putang-ina mo.” = You are mom-a-ho. = Your mom’s a ho.

Now if the referent of that adjective were more giving off a vibe of someone whose mom is a ho:

“Tang-ina mo.” (”Puta” is abridged) = (You be ackin this acksyon like you mom a ho.)

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