courthouse elevators are truly cursed places I’m not surprised gregory edgeworth was killed in one

It is five days until Christmas and I am STILL MAKING LESSON PLANS. 

i just made eye contact w a middle aged man at mcdonalds while he had an ice cream cone in his mouth... Discomfort

called my doctors office to confirm my appt on monday bc they didnt call me like they usually would. AI answers my call. I say i want to confirm my appt. AI says i can't do that. Well what can you do. Shouldn't that be the easiest task possible. AI asks if i want to be transferred to my clinic i say yes. I confirm appt. I ask a question specific to my clinic. They can't answer because they didnt transfer me to my clinic they transferred me to the call center of one of the two major hospital conglomerates that have been buying up all the practices in my region.

oh my GODDESS in GAY HEAVEN, i forgot to tell all of you gyns that, the other day, i was ringing up this lady at [COMPANY NAME REDACTED] and when she went to leave, she said, cheerily, “i hope that you’ll get off soon, so that you can go home and see your MAN!” and i just stood there, gaping at her like a goldfish, completely and utterly DISCOMBOBULATED as to why any part of my ~*~look~*~ seemed to have screamed out Man-having Energy to her fsdhfhsgfjfshjfdsjdfgdshdgjf like HELLO???? ? ??? ?? ? ??? ?