#cumberplane

This meme is inspired by "i can't help what i can't help" by neocardinia and spikenard and features a modern!au where Xiang Fei gets his place invaded by his nb. 1 antifan after missing an update for three days after he falls sick.

"Local hack author SEDUCED by straight twink home invader! (REAL) (UNCUT) (NOT CLICKBAIT)"

I will say tho this one is more spicy than the other fics I made memes for and features some dubcon (because SY is in denial, doing his usual mental gymnastics and these two just don't talk things out) at times but both parties are into it and have fun. It is also still ongoing (6/9 chapters) but getting regular updates and author interactions <3

Feel free to take it

Cumberplane Sugar Daddy AU

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Shen Yuan is so dismayed by how his favorite novel is devolving into useless papapa scenes, and horror of horrors it looks like it might even be headed towards being a stallion Novel!?!? What is a rich third son supposed to do other than hire the author?

Shang Qinghua just needs to make enough money to put food on his busted ass table. Sex sells and his novel has been pulling more money in recently…. Only one of his big OG fans is upset…. And willing to pay him to write it the way he originally intended??

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Basically Shen Yuan had enough money to sugar daddy Shang Qinghua into writing the novel right the first time. The fic could alternate between the new novel and the real world or just be a cute get-together fic about a writer and his biggest (anti?) fan falling into a relationship. Could absolutely include some hilarious cosplay attempts and fandom shit. Could also include sections with online comments of Qinghua’s latest chapters.

"Your attempts at papapa scenes were repetitive, boring, and distasteful! I skipped each and every single one!" Shen Qingqiu yelled.

"Ahah!" cried Shang Qinghua. "How would you know they were repetitive if you didn't read them!"

Shen Qingqiu screamed, loud and unintelligible. "You! Some of us actually can skim read! I wouldn't have survived reading that awful story otherwise!"

"Except you clearly didn't survive!" Shang Qinghua chirped as he danced away from the strike of Shen Qingqiu's fan.

This meme is inspired by "i can't help what i can't help" by neocardinia [@genusplantago] and spikenard [@hypokeimena ] and features a modern!au where Xiang Fei gets his place invaded by his nb. 1 antifan after missing an update for three days after he falls sick.

"Local hack author SEDUCED by straight twink home invader! (REAL) (UNCUT) (NOT CLICKBAIT)"

I will say tho this one is more spicy than the other fics I made memes for and features some dubcon (because SY is in denial, doing his usual mental gymnastics and these two just don't talk things out) at times but both parties are into it and have fun. It is finished now (69k heh, nice)! The authors are very nice and very active in comments still <3