#cuidabeja

Greg Universe is in fact Greg from OTGW, and Wirt is the father of Dipper and Mabel. However, this does not necessarily mean the Pines twins and Steven are cousins.

Ooh good question!

Okay first and foremost I’m a slut for pasta. One of my favorite dishes to make is spaghetti and meatballs from scratch. 

Another favorite of mine is taking a bunch of veggies (asparagus, bell peppers, zucchini, broccoli, onions, whatever you want basically) and stick them in a pot with some cooked pasta and stock until the stock cooks down. You could probably add a protein to this but I haven’t tried that yet!

I’ve also attempted homemade mac and cheese with chicken and broccoli, but I haven’t quite gotten the sauce right yet. Needs some experimenting.

I also looooove samon! I usually marinate it with some soy sauce, ginger, honey, and lemon and then bake it and serve it with rice and a veggie like asparagus or green beans. The last time I made it I just had zoodles on the side and that was pretty tasty. 

Fried rice or stir fried noodles are also tasty. I usually put tofu in it lol 

During the winter I love making soup! That’s more time consuming though so I tend to save it for weekends or days off. 

Homemade pizza is also fun :) 

A lot of the time when I’m really low on ideas I’ll do breakfast for dinner like omelets or pancakes or something. Last night my roommate and I made raspberry chocolate chip pancakes! 

Eva I think you and I both know that I could answer pokemon to all of these, but I don't want to be repetitive so I'll add some other games too

2: I think overall the game I have the best memories of is Pokemon Platinum. It was my first ever pokemon game and I got it for my 10th birthday and spent a lot of time on it through the worst parts of my parents' divorce when they were separated but my mom hadn't actually moved out yet. Like I brought it pretty much everywhere with me and adored it. I even got a shiny roselia without knowing what it was [insert gif of Griffin McElroy's digital resume saying oh shit this comes in other colors?] and it was the coolest thing to me

But also when my brother and I were still in elementary school we'd play games on his ps2 a lot, like almost every day. The only ones I can actually remember though were oddly a spongebob game (that was single player so we took turns) and I think starwars battlefront 2 (which was actually 2 player thankfully) and we had a lot of fun with them. There was a 4 player game that I vaguely remember, but not as much as the 4 controller adapter we had when we'd play with friends and it would only work when plugged in at a specific angle because the cords were falling apart a bit

4: Part of me wants to see TES Oblivion in better graphics but also I know that a lot of the amusing charm of it, for me at least, is how bad the graphics are and the huge mess of a game it really is. I'd love to see dragon age origins redone too tbh

the world takes action to correct the natural order of things

It’s cool! I don’t know that I really have a huge amount to say on the matter, though.

I know that by high school I considered myself… less than masculine. Like, I was pretty aware that I wasn’t going to successfully perform Maleness or whatever any time soon. At this same time, I pretty regularly fixated on thoughts along the lines of “I know women objectively have it harder on the whole, but boy I sure wish I had been born a girl.” None of this stuck out to me as especially noteworthy because I was a tremendous dumbass until, like, age 19 at the earliest.

I figured it out in college, basically. At the time, I had a part-time job where the co-workers… weren’t the best, shall we say… and the thing that sticks out to me in retrospect is that when one of them said some stupid racist shit I got into a brief shouting match with him, but when stupid sexist shit frequently came up I clammed up. At the time I was just like “ugh, I’m such a coward asshole,” but turns out I was just worried about my own well-being, lol.

That being said, I can’t really say whether that moment actually played a huge part in the realization. More practically speaking, what did it was 1) being on tumblr and actively seeing people say “hey, you can just be a girl/a boy/neither if you want to” and 2) critically thinking about my consumption of TF/TG porn (which… y’know. I could write a whole paper on sublimation of anxiety and non-sexual desire into kink stuff, but for right now I’m leaving it at “life is messy and tho it can be uncomfortable to dwell on it, fact is, that’s how a lot of people have come to terms with Gender Shit if only for lack of a better way of doing so”). 

Seventh song to come up on shuffle on eighth playlist: “She Keeps Me Warm” by Mary Lambert

Theoretically this song, and the “She says people stare ‘cause we look so good together,” could fit Rupphire/Garnet as well, but I wanted to give Lemon Jade some love