Short Captain Underpants fanfic
This fanfic is inspired by a drawing by @partyhat01.
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Just a normal Captain Underpants adventure. Captain Underpants, George and Harold were stopping two crooks from stealing toilet paper from a big warehouse. While Captain Underpants stopped the two crooks quite easily, a van pulled into an alleyway behind the warehouse. Then 4 more crooks came out of the van and ambushed Captain Underpants. They beat him up and threw him against the alleyway wall. George and Harold were very scared as they huddled in the corner of the alleyway.
“So, Captain Underpants ain’t so tough after all!” One of the crooks mocked as all his comrades laughed with him.
“Boys load up the toilet paper into the van.” Another larger crook commanded. Three crooks loaded the van with toilet paper while the rest were still kicking Captain Underpants. One hard kick to the face caused Harold whimper very loudly.
One of the crooks looked over at George and Harold who were still against the wall holding on to each other. The crook smirked and got a sinister idea.
“Yo, Boys! How bout we take the bozo’s two bratty sidekicks for a little ransom.”
They all agreed, got up and walked towards the boys smiling evilly.
Captain underpants was still crouching on the ground with a bloody eye and nose.
“N-No Stop! Sidekicks!” He called out trying to stand up.
“Captain Underpants…” George said softly as he held on to Harold a little tighter.
The crooks started laughing as they grabbed the two boys and pulled them apart from one another.
“No, NO! HAROLD!” George screamed struggling and reaching for his best friend. “CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS! HELP!”
“GEORGE!” Harold screamed squirming desperately. “CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS! HELP US PLEASE!”
“NO! STOP IT! Let them go, you villains!” Captain underpants screamed as he tried to stand up once again but fell to the ground due to his injuries.
Both boys were screaming for Captain Underpants to help them. Harold bit the arm that was holding him causing the crook to drop him and tried to run towards Captain Underpants. But the enraged crook grabbed Harold by his hair and yanked him back. Poor Harold screamed in pain. George heard this and tried to fight back even more.
“YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE!” George screamed.
The larger crook getting tried of dealing with the two boys smacked George across the face. All the crooks started being much more rough with the boys. George and Harold once again cried for help from Captain Underpants.
Then something in Captain Underpants snapped. He was infuriated. Hurting him was one thing but hurting his SIDEKICKS?! Captain Underpants suddenly screamed at the top of his lungs.
Everyone stopped and looked over at the bald half naked man.
Captain underpants looked up and saw the tears streaming down George and Harold’s faces. Then he spoke slowly and quietly each word clothed with rage.
Then full adrenaline Captain Underpants stood up and charged at the crooks. He knocked out the first one with a punch and the second one with a kick and the third and the forth ones came to attack him he fought back amazingly.
While all this was going on the two remaining crooks who were still holding George and Harold were slowly inching to their van. The boys immediately tried to call out to Captain Underpants but the two men covered their mouths. Luckily Captain Underpants saw and quickly made short work of the two crooks he was currently fighting then raced after the foes who had his sidekicks.
The crooks threw George and Harold in the back of the van, the larger one jumped in with them and locked the door. The other ran to drive the van but didn’t get to far when Captain Underpants showed up in front of him.
“Going somewhere?” Captain Underpants asked before punching the man across the face.
The last crook was trying to tie George and Harold up but the two boys struggling didn’t help.
“STOP SQUIRMING YA BRATS!” the crook yelled as he pulled a knife out of his back pocket.
Both George and Harold froze at the sight of the weapon, scared about what this man could do to them. The man grinned at their fear, put the knife in his mouth and continued to tie them up. After the crook finished tying them up he grabbed some tape and put tape across both boys mouths.
The big crook took the knife out of his mouth and put it in his back pocket. As the crook stood up he noticed something.
“Wait. Why aren’t we moving?” He questioned. He thought for sure they’d be on the highway by now.
The large crook went to unlock the door to see what’s going on before looking back at George and Harold who had gotten over the fact that he had a knife and were struggling on the floor.
“Ok,” the strongest crook whispered to the boys. “I’m going to go see where we are, so be good little boys and be nice and quiet. Or else!” He said pulling his knife out.
George and Harold shrunk down a little, scared, the two of them nodded slowly.
The biggest crook slowly opened the door and saw his five comrades lying on the ground in front of him. He gasped and jumped out towards them.
“What the-? Didn’t any of you at least beat that half naked freak!”
Then someone threw a toilet paper roll at the back of his head
The biggest and strongest crook turned around and saw Captain Underpants standing on top of the van. But he wasn’t smiling his usually goofy grin. He was glaring intensely at the man. Then he jumped forth and slammed the man into the wall.
“Ok listen closely. You’re a real bub.” Captain underpants said slowly and angrily. “You can do your stupid life of crime of stealing toilet paper or fabric softener. You can even beat me up. But you cannot, I repeat you cannot hurt my SIDEKICKS!”
And with that Captain Underpants punched him square in the nose and threw him on top of his fallen comrades.
He wrote a note for the police and pulled George and Harold out of the van and ran away with them. Once they were far enough from the crime scene Captain Underpants untied George and Harold.
“Wow, Captain Underpants that was amazing.” Harold said as George said “ Captain Underpants that was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen you do!”
Captain Underpants looked down at them with deep sorrow before kneeling down to their level.
“…Sidekicks..D-did they h-hurt you badly?” He asked voice breaking.
“Oh w-well not too badly.” Harold said actually just noticing how much his body actually hurt.
“Y-yeah you got it much worse.” George said rubbing his sore cheek.
Captain Underpants looked at them before hugging them both tightly. Both boys winced in pain but didn’t pull away.
“I am so sorry Boys. I’m so sorry that I let it get that far.” Captain underpants said his voice breaking slightly.
“Woah Hey it’s not your fault.” George said.
“Yeah you saved us remember? If it weren’t for you, we would have been kidnapped.” Harold said.
“ I know, I know. It was just scary that I couldn’t protect either of you.” Captain Underpants admitted.
“But Captain Underpants you DID protect us!” George insisted as he hugged Captain Underpants tighter.
“Yeah that’s why we never get too hurt because you’re always there to protect us.” Harold said hugging Captain Underpants more.
Tears leaked out of Captain Underpants eyes. Then he smiled and said: “And I will always be there to protect you boys.”
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Sorry if this is bad, it’s my first fanfiction.
