Dec 14, 2025
May I please request an LBM wrapped up in a tiny (LBM-sized) blanket?
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May I please request an LBM wrapped up in a tiny (LBM-sized) blanket?
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[Podfic Link] | Length: 11 minutes, 33 seconds
Original Work: Young Man Yells At Cloud by @crystalshard
DPxDC: Tim/Danny | Rating: General Audiences
Summary:
Danny is out for a nice coffee with his boyfriend, and he is not going to let a pesky ghost ruin either his date or Finals Week.
Notes: Thank you to the incredible cast of people who contributed to make this a success! Not everyone has a tumblr/I don't know everyone's tumblrs for sure
Fic Banner for Droid Wars by Crystalshard
I was recently inspired to make a banner for Crystalshard’s story Droid Wars. You can find the story on AO3.
https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/104636253?page=2&show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_615627496
Throw back to MCM London with my very last minute Jen Cosplay! Had no idea how to sow or anything and it literally fell apart and was left unfinished. Really need to remake it and Kira now I know how to! Heard the news of @netflix Dark Crystal Prequel Age of Resistance release photos of our new Gelfling Heroes and they're so amazing! 😭😭😭Definately Froud like and cannot wait for the Prequel to come out!!! Photographer: @cosplaywon #jimhenson #muppets #thedarkcrystal #darkcrystal #darkcrystalcosplay #jimhensoncompany #jencosplay #gelfling #cosplay #cosplayer #crystalshard #theshard #frankoz #brianfroud #themuppets #jenthegelfling #muppetscosplay #cosplay #cosplayer #filmmaking #puppetry #puppets #trevorjones #crystalshard #shard #crystal #ageofresistance #netflix #darkcrystalprequel https://www.instagram.com/p/BrjOvQ8Dxks/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ld5nkz5yf5z8
I'm not sure if you're still doing these, but if you are, I'd really like an origin story, please. Childhood pet: Hamster. Eye Color: Grey. Pronouns: She/her. Your biggest complaint about your life: I'm too scared to reach my full potential. Your biggest complaint about today: Too many idiot pedestrians walking in front of my car. Something you desperately want: A job I enjoy. A weird fact about yourself: I have the constellation Ursa Major on my arm in moles.
Your SuperHero Origin Story
You finally land your dream job – working as a caterer for movie studios. Yeah, you have to carry a lot of weird foods, and remember the huge lists of Will Not Eat for picky starlets on diets from their trainer, but you’re around pretty people all day, and you get paid well, and you get to see all sorts of filming going on for movies you like. It’s awesome. Right up until you’re catering for the Kia commercials with the rapping hamsters. You get caught in a weird chemical spill with one of the special effects people.
Suddenly, you’re the owner of a souped up Battle Kia that can tunnel through steel. You must cry cheeble! and unleash the hamsters of war on your enemies. You’ve also developed the ability to change reality, provided you can make it rhyme in a rap – and you can never do the same one twice. You spend a lot of time reading the Dictionary of Rhymes and looking for a Phat Beat.
Your enemies are the Ursa Major Clan, an ancient, alien race that worships the bear and seems to feel that you’ve imprisoned the soul of their God in your arm. They’re convinced if they rip your arm off, it will free their God and they’ll be able to take over the planet. Aside from the whole you like your arm where it is, thank you very much, they’re not particularly nice, and they smell bad, so them taking over the world seems like a bad idea. You still try to keep up your day job, in between battles, and you recently started dating a minor celebrity. You worry that your lover will be kidnapped by the Ursa clan and you’ll have to pay an arm and a leg to get them back.
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Crystal Shard
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Drizzt, Bruenor, and Regis. Listening to the Crystal Shard in my free time. Took a moment to sketch the 3 durning my “lunch break.” Heard these were excellent books. Plus the recommendation came from the most interesting person ever. #nerdywife #crystalshard #forgottenrealms #drizztdourden #bruenorbattlehammer #regis #rumblebelly #rasalvatore #ballpointpendrawing #workdoodles #urbansunrises #dungeonsanddragons https://www.instagram.com/p/ChYDuQLPvtq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Yes, I’m writing a Reverse Harem series!
It’s going to be a five-book series called Paladins of Crystal, and I plan on rapid releasing them one every month starting in March 2022, so I’m working on them now alongside my other books (Ramón just keeps muttering, “Rod for your own back” when I tell him about all of this). The first RH book is titled Crystal Shard -- imagine Kristin Bell as a lowly Walmart-alike clerk whose life seems to be at a dead end until she knees her grabby manager in the family jewels, runs out of the store into the middle of a storm wearing a quasi-medieval gown that she hasn’t quite paid for yet, and gets magically transported to another world where a group of paladins mistake her for a magic user and pretty much kidnap her to help them retrieve a piece of royal regalia that’s been stolen—and then hijinks ensue. If Paladins of Crystal does well, there are two potential five-book sequel series that I can write, and all of this may tie into another series of mine, ahem.
And here’s the opening!