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           ❛  it —— well to assume you know much about aliens.                    then please do not  AGGRAVATE  the poor thing                    anymore then you are  -- ! ! ❜

What ringtone my muse has set for yours:

Stacy’s Mom (What else would it be??)

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:

“Dude, y do u spell out everything?????? save the time and use shortcuts”

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:

Eh, depends. If he’s expecting a text from Zak, he’ll reply in like a minute or two. Otherwise, Ben will probably see the text by accident a day later when he goes to text someone else. It ends with Ben texting back, “Sorry I didn’t see the text- you aren’t dead are you?”

How often our muses text:

Not super often- Ben doesn’t text a whole lot. He’s the only schmuck I know who prefers just calling someone and using his mouth to say words.

How often our muses call:

Not super often- they don’t talk a whole lot honestly, but when they do, it’s Ben calls. Usually at the worst time. He’ll just call up Zak at like three in the morning and ask or say shit like, “Zak, I just realized it’s pronounced Chupacabra. Why didn’t anyone correct me?”

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:

Never on purpose. Ben just sometimes forgets he owns a phone.

Last text sent from my muse to yours:

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: Uma Thurman by Fallout Boy 8)

What contact photo my muse has set for yours: A selfie Gwen took of herself photobombing a sleeping Zak after she braided her hair. She’s totally making a funny face.

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: Nothing really, Gwen only pays attention to what Zak’s telling her.

How quickly my muse responds to your texts: Usually right away unless she’s overly busy or in space.

How often our muses text:  Often. They both have international texting so it’s a great way to keep in contact when traveling the world/galaxy.

How often our muses call: Not often, they usually stick to text or skype calls.

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: No. If she misses a call its because she’s sleeping, busy with the phone off, or she’s getting her ass kicked.