Oct 6, 2021
he shows up during ur road trip wyd
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he shows up during ur road trip wyd
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lil cc dei emoji uwu
tfw the nightcrawler rips a traumatic memory :/
((cig addict lore!
Heavy Duty needs breaks from everyone at times (aka all the ones trying fuck them) and unfortunately, some don’t get the message so the others have to shoo them off. Or reader get irritated and tosses them out. Listen, usually they don’t mind but they need space too. Sometimes they just want to curl up into a little ball and sleep, and then wake up and not talk to anyone for a few days to a week. Sometimes they don’t even want to see another living person on more burnt out times. Although I don’t think they’d get severely burnt out like that often, but it does happen occasionally.
They also notice the glaring fact they tend to be a favorite amongst many and it gets to them. Overwhelms them and puts them on a pedestal or makes them feel like this is all they can be. They need breaks for their mental health
Man, I really looked at my own reader and went “I am going to give you some issues to spice things up”
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cryptids go brrrrrrrrrr
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Doc: Damn, sorry boss, can't come into work today.
Auditor: Why?
Doc: I have to track down and kill my ex.
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Jeb: Hi, I'm Dr. Christoff. Have you or a loved one been injured in an accident?
Scrapes: . . . Uh, no-
Jeb: Sucks to be you, I guess.
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Doc: What are you dri-
Sheriff: Battery acid.
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Cigar: *literally just trying to relax*
Deimos, waddling into the house: You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH-
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Photographer: FUCK YOU Melanie! I have TWO HOT MONSTER BOYFRIENDS AND A PAIR OF MONSTER WIVES AND THEY WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT!
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Sheriff: Welcome to the British Museum!
*he cocks his pistol*
Sheriff: You can't leave.
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Sanny: Oh, dear, oh dear, oh gorgeous-
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Church and Jorge, pointing at Sheriff: Little baby! Little baby man! Little baby baby man! BABY!
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Tricky, busting down the door: FUCK YOU ALL
Uldwell: Oh lawd he comin'
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Doc: So, uh. . . I've never, y'know, killed someone before. . . how do I hide the body?
Crackpot: Bitch I'm a doctor, not a mortician.
Doc:
Crackpot: Let's toss it in the lake.
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Heavy Duty: Alright, I'm gonna get something to ea-
*they see Deimos standing on the counter*
Deimos:
Heavy Duty: I can see you-
Deimos: No you can't.
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Photographer: Everyone, this is called a "yeet."
Phobos, Typhon, Hera, and Eris: Yeet? Yeet? Yeet? Yeet?